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Old 03-19-2008, 06:12 PM
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Talking To be 6 again....

To Be 6 Again...

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at
herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what
she'd like to have for her Birthday.

'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl
of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the
Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling
and her stomach felt upside down

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with
extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy,
M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband
and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile
and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again??'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my
dress size, you idiot!'

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it
wrong.
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Originally Posted by brain View Post:
... when a man is listening ...
Huh?


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I heard the "Huh" ... but what was the rest of that noise????
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Cool Notice the woman didn't give him enough to work with...

...I thought it was a valiant effort.


AND...I'm betting there was no chance in heck he could have gotten this one 'right' anyway.
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Gentlemen, Gentlemen,
Gentlemen...

That was a joke! You were
supposed to LAUGH as in


HA! HA! HA! HA!

Repeat after me:

HA! HA! HA! HA!
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It's like we are speaking different languages...

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Talking Language skills not needed for stupid species

"Stupid is as stupid does"
Forrest Gump



And MY favorite!
How men screw up a romance

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Originally Posted by brain View Post:
Gentlemen, Gentlemen,
HA! HA! HA! HA!

Repeat after me:

HA! HA! HA! HA!

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Old 03-26-2008, 09:29 AM
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Good ones BB. Most excellent.

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Unhappy Where the Y chromosome 'jumped the shark'...


...what the hell was he thinkin'?


...the Fonz is most definitely dead.
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