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09-24-2009, 11:00 AM
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Apples and Wine... Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. instead, they sometimes take apples from teh ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with the men, when in reality, they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Now men...men are like fine wine. They begin as sour grapes, and its up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.    
__________________ FALL SEVEN TIMES, STAND UP EIGHT- JAPANESE PROVERB  THEY SAY YOU CAN'T DIVIDE ANYTHING BY ZERO. IF YOU DIVIDE SOMETHING BY ZERO, YOU GET INFINITY. AND THE ONLY THING THAT IS INFINITE IS LOVE. NEVER LOOK DOWN ON SOMEONE UNLESS YOU ARE HELPING THEM UP.     |
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09-24-2009, 11:42 AM
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| I love it! I suppose you've heard the brain transplant joke before. Here's the short version: Q: For brain transplant surgery, why do the men's brains cost more than the women's brains? A: Because the women's brains are used. |
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09-24-2009, 11:44 AM
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I like this one....:Sometimes one has to keep stomping................ 
__________________ "The Golden Rule is that there are no golden rules." ~George Bernard Shaw |
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09-24-2009, 11:51 AM
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| ah hahahaha! nakamova! that's great!
__________________ FALL SEVEN TIMES, STAND UP EIGHT- JAPANESE PROVERB THEY SAY YOU CAN'T DIVIDE ANYTHING BY ZERO. IF YOU DIVIDE SOMETHING BY ZERO, YOU GET INFINITY. AND THE ONLY THING THAT IS INFINITE IS LOVE. NEVER LOOK DOWN ON SOMEONE UNLESS YOU ARE HELPING THEM UP. |
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09-25-2009, 10:53 PM
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| Wonderful! 
__________________ EPILEPSY WARRIOR SINCE 1997. They kept telling me Migraines!! HA! What a bunch of  The Dr's were right! It IS all in my head!! "Sometimes the Whole System Goes on the Brink and the Whole Thing Turns Out Wrong" Daniel Powter |
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09-26-2009, 08:12 PM
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Ohhhhhhhhhh, hohoho hehehehe hahahahaha Keep 'em comin'!!!! I love it!!!  |
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10-10-2009, 07:54 AM
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| Rae, more than super cute....super true!
__________________ Talent is helpful in writing, but guts are absolutely necessary Jessamyn West The Creative Writing Page http://www.coping-with-epilepsy.com/forums/f44/ Temporal Lobe Video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deDrV...eature=related |
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10-11-2009, 08:58 AM
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| OUCH!!! When the really good guys come along, those smart top apples quit clinging to that silly tree and drop into our arms.  As far as grapes go, wine just gets better with age. Cider from the apples doesn't.
__________________ Character is doing the right thing when no one is looking. |
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10-11-2009, 01:56 PM
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Awe Buckeye! AWE That's the attitude not often gotten from allot of you guys! New percpective... 
__________________ Talent is helpful in writing, but guts are absolutely necessary Jessamyn West The Creative Writing Page http://www.coping-with-epilepsy.com/forums/f44/ Temporal Lobe Video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deDrV...eature=related Last edited by Cinnabar; 10-11-2009 at 03:15 PM. |
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10-11-2009, 03:18 PM
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| Q: For brain transplant surgery, why do the men's brains cost more than the women's brains? A: Because the women's brains are used.[/QUOTE] I always thought the answer to that was that it was harder to find a man's brain |
