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Old 11-07-2008, 01:08 PM
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Talking Being Old....


A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God she asked 'Is my time up?'

God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.'

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction,
breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour
and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well
make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way
home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she said 'I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't
you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?'

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God replied: 'I didn't bloody recognize you.'
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Old 11-11-2008, 10:22 AM
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What's Important If she had started reading good books, gone out dancing, worked in food kitchens during the holidays and got the occasional manicure, the worst God could have said to her was "Your nails, I would have chosen a different color.

Tee Tees, that was a fun one but it gets one thinking!

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