The Blonde Stewardess (joke)....

[TeeTees]

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess; the route they were flying had a stay-over in another city. Upon their arrival the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up, wondering what happened to her.
She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room.
"You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

[BuckeyeFan]

thanks for the smile

[Crazy Monkey]

Awwwww man, I am a natural blonde, I am going out straight away to buy some hair dye, am I safe with pink??

[TeeTees]

Awwwww man, I am a natural blonde, I am going out straight away to buy some hair dye, am I safe with pink??

CM....only a natural blonde would be comfortable with pink (right back at ya...lol)

[Crazy Monkey]

Why on earth am I posting this???? God help me if I ever start acting like this

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

To which she replied, “There certainly is!”

My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”

[TeeTees]

Why on earth am I posting this???? God help me if I ever start acting like this

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

To which she replied, “There certainly is!”

My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”

This has nothing to do with past experience off course ?

[BuckeyeFan]

Awwwww man, I am a natural blonde, I am going out straight away to buy some hair dye, am I safe with pink??

Don't Do It - One of daughters came home from college once with pink and blue hair. Didn't help her at all, she is still into the arts instead of football.

[Crazy Monkey]

Sorry Buckeye but the blonde has got to go, mind you, if I keep seeing blonde jokes it might change of its own accord to - GREY

See below for more blonde funnies -

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!


The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"


A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.
Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin,
"For best results, put on two coats".


Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.
First Blonde:
"I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Second Blonde:
Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!


BUT REMEMBER "BLONDES HAVE MORE FUN"