The Cat (joke)....

[TeeTees]

You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One. ... In fact,
you don't even need to like them to appreciate this story.

'We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party.
We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered
our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab
company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house.

Our cat that we had put out in the yard, scoots back into the
house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.

My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat.
The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.

Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that
the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi
driver that I will be out soon, 'He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my
mother.'

A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I
said, as we drove away. 'That stupid pussy was hiding under the bed. I
had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to
take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs
and threw her out into the back yard!'

The cab driver hit a parked car...

[brain]

I can only imagine what went on in
that Taxi Driver's mind!

[CQ:)]