An English Love Poem (one for the laydeez)....

[TeeTees]

(I dare all the guys on here to write this in their other halfs next B'day card)...

Of course I love ya darling
You're a bloody top Notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin' there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can Get my arms round there

No woman who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me grannies grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get

No matter wot you look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the soccer's on
And fetch another beer

[RobinN]

oh TT... you are somethin'

[Meetz1064]

TT--would YOU be gutsy enough to write that on YOUR wife's birthday card??? HMMMMM?????

[TeeTees]

TT--would YOU be gutsy enough to write that on YOUR wife's birthday card??? HMMMMM?????

LOL....she's just walked out after reading the card. Who wants to do the cooking ??

[Meetz1064]

That would be you!!!! As I recall, you can cook a mean brat!!

WOMEN RULE!!!

[TeeTees]

That would be you!!!! As I recall, you can cook a mean brat!!

WOMEN RULE!!!

She'll be back - what for I don't know, as she won't be talking to me for weeks......success !!

[Meetz1064]

You're WEIRD....but then again.........

[TeeTees]

You're WEIRD....but then again.........

LOL......come on round - I've cracked the beers open, feet up, DVD on

PS. I am weird....it's a gift

[alivenwell]

Well, I'm taking Queen's 2nd opinion. I like their lyrics better on "Fat Bottomed Girls"!


Caution: Flashing:

QUEEN - Fat Bottomed Girls - YouTube

QUEEN - Fat Bottomed Girls - YouTube

[BuckeyeFan]

We all just gotta keep laughing on a regular basis to counter the bad stuff.

Keep 'em coming Tees, Meetz told me she likes serving beer and brats. Don't deny it dear.

[TeeTees]

We all just gotta keep laughing on a regular basis to counter the bad stuff.

Keep 'em coming Tees, Meetz told me she likes serving beer and brats. Don't deny it dear.

Sometimes it's the only way for me to make it through the day......the boss tried asking me when a certain part of my job would be finished - this was my answer ....(kinda left him confused looking)

[Duvexy]

Very funny. Great to start out the day.

[Meetz1064]

"Keep 'em coming Tees, Meetz told me she likes serving beer and brats. Don't deny it dear. "

Buckeye, I have NO IDEA what you're talking about....*walks away whistling*