Eve's side of the story....

[TeeTees]

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.
'So, how is everything going?' inquired God.

'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem.

It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain.'

And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. She felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more 'symmetrically balanced'.

'That's a fair point,' replied God, 'But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away.'

And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.

'Well, Eve, how is my favourite creation?'

'Just fantastic,' she replied, 'But for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone.'

God thought for a moment and said, 'You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Let's see....where did I put that useless tit’.

[crazychick10793]

lmao!

[flinnigan]

Loved it

[crazychick10793]

though to defend the guys here, not all guys are useless tits. most guys my age are. but i haven't seen one guy like that here

[flinnigan]

I am such a bad mommy I told this one to my 15 year old daughter she had a good chuckle. And sorry guys I used to own my own construction business and most of them were useless tits.

[Meetz1064]

'twas a good one!!!

[Miss Choccy]

Hi Teetees,

Love the joke. Please keep them coming! Keep up the good work!!! Very funny!!!










Susan

Miss Choccy

[Rae1889]

ha ha ha.

I always say, god made man first, and said "Eh, I can do better." then made woman. You always need a prototype before the perfect model

[Nakamova]

Here's one along the same lines (vaguely R-rated):

After creating all the creatures, God had a sackful of special gifts that he began handing out, (like the giraffe's ability to eat the topmost leaves, or the elephant's prehensile trunk). He got towards the bottom of the sack, and Man and Woman still hadn't gotten their special gifts.

God said "Well it looks like I have only two special gifts left. The first one is the ability to pee standing up. " Immediately, Man said "Ooh, ooh, ooh! I want that one, I claim that one! That's mine!" So God handed it over. And then he said to Woman, "I guess you're stuck with the last one: The ability to have multiple orgasms."

[Rae1889]

HA HA HA! nice Nakamova, Nice!

there is a poem i learned in grade school about how boys and girls are different:

When God made boys, he made them out of string. He had too much, so he left a little thing.

When God made girls, he made them out of lace. He had too little, so he left a little space.