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Old 06-02-2008, 02:18 PM
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Talking A Fairy Tale....


An old woman saved a Fairy's life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to grant the old woman three wishes.
For the first wish, the old lady asked to become young and beautiful.
Poof! She became young and beautiful.
For the second wish, the old lady asked to be richest woman in the world.
Poof! She was the richest woman in the world.
For the last wish, she pointed at the cat she had kept for years. She asked that he be turned into the most handsome man on earth. After all, he had been her best friend for so many years.
Poof! The Fairy turned the cat into the most handsome man on earth.
The old lady and the Fairy said their goodbyes.
After the Fairy left, the handsome man (old cat) strolled over to her and asked, "Now aren't you sorry you had me neutered?"
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Old 06-02-2008, 10:59 PM
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Very strange.
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Old 06-03-2008, 05:04 AM
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Originally Posted by TeeTees View Post:
An old woman saved a Fairy's life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to grant the old woman three wishes.
For the first wish, the old lady asked to become young and beautiful.
Poof! She became young and beautiful.
For the second wish, the old lady asked to be richest woman in the world.
Poof! She was the richest woman in the world.
For the last wish, she pointed at the cat she had kept for years. She asked that he be turned into the most handsome man on earth. After all, he had been her best friend for so many years.
Poof! The Fairy turned the cat into the most handsome man on earth.
The old lady and the Fairy said their goodbyes.
After the Fairy left, the handsome man (old cat) strolled over to her and asked, "Now aren't you sorry you had me neutered?"


Have heard that one before but still funny
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Old 06-03-2008, 08:07 AM
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Very strange.
Should I bother asking ?.....why ?
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