A few little ones to giggle at (joke time)...

[TeeTees]

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt , and is named 'Ahmall.'
The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him 'Juan."
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmall.
Her husband responds, 'They're twins ! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmall.'

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,
which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet,
he suffered from bad breath.
This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) .
A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis!

Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

[LivingFruity]

Thanks for the laugh today