What NOT to say on a first Date!
1# "This is my apartment, but don't break anything, or you'll have to pay for it."
2# "Here, have a tic-tac. It's on me."
3# (To the waitress) "Could I have your phone number?"
4# "Before we go back to my place -- you're not afraid of cockroaches, are you?"
5# "I really had a good time tonight, uh, um, what the hell was your name again?"
6# "Hey, check out the babe sittin' in the corner. Wow, what a body!"
7# "What? Oh, I thought you were paying."
8# "Nice dress. I have one at home just like it."
9# "So my hand slipped, and the knife cut about half an inch into my thumb, and the blood was gushing all over the place, so I went to the emergency room to have it stitched up, but it kept throbbing, and swelling, and, oh, but I see you're eating."
10# "I want to move out, but my mom really needs me. And, who else is gonna make my lunch? And my bed? And clean my room?"
11# "No, I don't have a job. I spend all my time in the basement. I'm building a submarine, when I'm not playing with my inflatable doll."
12# (Looking at her plate) "Are you going to finish that?"
13# "The mother ship will be returning next June. Then I'll be leaving for Neptune. Hey, here's a thought. You should come with me!"
14# "My old girlfriend, Lisa, was so beautiful. She looked kind of like you. I used to bring her here all the time. Do you mind if I call you Lisa?"
15# "Well, I don't go out in public all too often. And I don't like to be touched, so don't touch me. And try not to stare at me. And let me know if anybody else is staring at me."
16.# "so, my friends tell me you're easy"
17# Called ahead, the manager at McDonalds assured me we wouldn't need reservations
18#"so, my friends tell me you're easy"
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