Husband Store.....

[TeeTees]

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want
more.'So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so
tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

[Meetz1064]

you ALWAYS come up with some REALLY GOOD ONES..........

[josieb]

You do come up with the great ones - Thanks for making me laugh out loud, even when I'm all by myself. Have a good weekend TeeTees!!
Sincerely,
Josie

[BuckeyeFan]

It sounded like the truth to me!!!

Impossible to please ladies and men too lazy to walk to the next floor.


Thanks for a good start to the weekend Tees!!!

[Crazy Monkey]

Thanx for the heads up, TT, I will remember to stop at floor 5 when I pay my visit. See I'm not greedy

[seizures4ever]

Thanks TT, I needed that laugh!

[angel]

Thanx for the heads up, TT, I will remember to stop at floor 5 when I pay my visit. See I'm not greedy

I would have stopped at the 5th floor! can we trade in our old husbands for a discount????

[seizures4ever]

I would have stopped at the 5th floor! can we trade in our old husbands for a discount????

Well, this store only sells New Husbands, but we can always hope that a competitor will build a store nearby that salvages and rebuilds "previously tolerated" husbands, and then sells them in "like new" condition!

Thanks for the laugh guys. -Julie

[Cint]

LOL!! Thanks, TT!!
You made my day!

Cindy

[alivenwell]

All I have to say ladies, is that if you smell brats, that's where the guys are! Don't even try to go up higher.

[TeeTees]

All I have to say ladies, is that if you smell brats, that's where the guys are! Don't even try to go up higher.

I think you'll find that odour rises - that's why when we constructed the buidling we put the toilets on the 2nd floor....sorry ladeez, but if you gotta go higher than that, you need to stink a little !

[alivenwell]

I think you'll find that odour rises - that's why when we constructed the buidling we put the toilets on the 2nd floor....sorry ladeez, but if you gotta go higher than that, you need to stink a little !

That building needs a hazardous material ribbon around it. We have our own building, thank you.

[stilldancing_98]

I'm bad, I would have gone right to the top. That was funny. lol Thank you for making me laugh. I needed that today. lol

[brain]

That OLD EMAIL is still circulating and
I AM STILL LOVING IT!

Keep it rolling!