I saw this and thought of ME....The Colonoscopy :

[TeeTees]

The Colonoscopy

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.

"I should be in charge," said the brain,
"Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."


"I should be in charge," said the blood ,
"because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."



"I should be in charge," said the stomach ,
"because I process food and give all of you energy."


"I should be in charge," said the legs,
"because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."


"I should be in charge," said the eyes,
"Because I allow the body to see where it goes."


"I should be in charge," said the rectum,
"Because I'm responsible for waste removal."


All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach was bloated,
the legs got wobbly,
the eyes got watery,
and the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?

The is usually the one in charge!

[Bernard]

I actually knew someone that had that hanging in his office at work.

[BIGMAN131307]

TeeTees, you just described all my previous employers!!

[Birdbomb]

[TeeTees]

birdbomb.....I get a shiver every time I see THAT word....I had to try one off those when I first got diagnosed with UC. Horrible stuff...it come in a canister which shot out foam....I had to use it before I went to bed. It gave me the worst stomach cramps of my life.

I could be more graphic, but not on this one !!