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Santa can't possibly be a man: Men can't pack a bag. Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet. Men would feel their masculinity is threatened...having to be seen with all those elves. Men don't answer their mail. Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described even in jest as anything remotely resembling a "bowlful of jelly." Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody's wearing them. Having to do the Ho Ho Ho thing would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women. Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment. ![]()
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women can't navigate, so there would be a hell of alot of disappointed children out there if Santa was feMALE ! If I saw a 250 pound woman, bearing a beard....I would NOT accept any gifts, that's for sure |
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![]() OH come on.... you wouldnt even accept 1 gift? ![]() TeeTee's & Birdbomb..... you guys crack me up sometimes you can come up with some pretty off the wall funny stuff!! ![]() Last edited by angel; 12-10-2007 at 02:33 PM. |
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| If I saw a 250 pound woman, bearing a beard....I would NOT accept any gifts, that's for sure |

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![]() BAD TEETEE's no christmas gifts for you this year.... ![]() ![]() love angel |
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| Now she MUST get cold sitting on that sleigh.... ....although ME, well I'm getting a li'l hot at this moment in time ![]() PS. If that came down MY chimney, I'd be a happy bunny this year ![]() |
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| You better watch out, You better not shout, ..... Bernard is gonna get you guys!!! ![]() ![]() |
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likes the pictures ![]() ![]() ![]() Your Instructors on how to assemble and decorate a Christmas tree are Iris and Fern - 2 fluffy tailed kitty sisters! STEP 1 A full day of excavating the storage room in search of the various Christmas boxes has definitely created a mess. http://www.fluffytails.ca/irisfern/xmasboth4.jpg Finally all have been found. Including a few boxes we didn't even know existed! After a quick sorting thru of the tree box, we are ready to begin the assembly of the artificial tree. ![]() STEP 2 Insert each branch carefully ![]() skipping to step 6 Wrap the lights around each layer. It gives them lots of depth. ![]() ![]() ![]() for more info go to http://www.fluffytails.ca/christmas.asp Last edited by angel; 12-11-2007 at 11:46 AM. |
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![]() nuff said, back to my medication |
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I think its okay for you to post stuff like that in there see ya TeeTee's Love and hugs to you! love angel |
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![]() Mmmmmm....good for the goose, good for the gander! Ladies, here's a bit of Christmas Beefcake! Oh Rudolph! Won't you guide my sleigh tonight? ![]()
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| Will he guide my sleigh tonight?
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| I just can't picture Martha with her hands down some guy's pants! LOL ![]()
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I was trying to be funny. oops Another example of my poor social skills. I'll keep trying if you guys will be patient with me. |
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