[Joke]Lion 's joke contest

[drarvindr]

One day the king of the beasts is in a foul mood. He roars and summons all the creatures of the forest. He tells them - " Listen up - i'm feeling rotten today and i want you guys to cheer me up! Every one of you is going to tell me a joke in turn and if anyone amongst you doesn't laugh at it ill kill the one who told the joke. Monkey , You go first." The monkey, sweating all over , begins " two guys walk into a bar ...." and at the end everyone is laughin their heads off except for the turtle. The lion says " the turtle didn't laugh ! OK elephant , you next !" the elephant starts " did you hear about little red riding hood ...." and again , everyone is rolling inthe aisles except for the turtle . With some difficulty , the lion kills the elephant and says " Ok tiger , your turn" the tiger takes a deep breath and is about to start when the turtle burtst out laughing. The lion , nonplussed , asks him " what's wrong with you ? tiger hasn't even started. " The turtle says " the monkey's joke was hilarious !!!!"

[skillefer]

LOL......good one.

[Meetz1064]

I LOVE IT!!!

[BuckeyeFan]

I

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wait

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tomorrow

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laugh

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that

one.

[salright2baredneck]

That was a good one that I haven't heard before!

[brain]

LOVED IT!

Reminds me of the Hare and the
Turtle race!