Let him dig (joke)...
each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be
heard deep into the night.
The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the
grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!' Neighbours
feared him. They believed he practised black magic, because of the many
strange occurrences that took place in their neighbourhood. The old man
liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a
heart attack when he was 98.
His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went
straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow.
Her neighbours, concerned for her safety, asked, 'Aren't you afraid that he
may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back to
haunt you for the rest of your life?'
The wife put down her drink and said, 'Let him dig. I had him buried
*Bloody women they think of everything!!!!*
Too funny! That is definitely in line with my warped sense of humor.
Thanks for the laugh tonight TT- I needed it!
You my friend. -Julie
"I WILL NEVER GIVE UP ON MY DREAMS; I WILL JUST MODIFY MY PATH FOR REACHING THEM" -j (me)
"Life is better left to chance. I could have missed the pain, but I'd have had to miss the dance."
TT's on a roll ...
What's the current anti-epileptic drug list?
I ought to be on it!
How deep did you bury your husband?
Have a good day.
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