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Old 05-09-2008, 01:28 PM
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Talking Lie Detector (joke)....


John was a salesman's delight when it came to
any kind of unusual gimmick . . .

His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.


One day, John came home with another one of his unusual purchases.
It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.


It was about 5:30 that afternoon when their 11 year old son,
returned
home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.

'Where have you been?' said Marsha.

Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?' asked John.

'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit
project,' said Tommy.

The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking
him completely out of his chair.

'Son,' said John, 'this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where
you really were after school.'


'We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie.' said Tommy.

'What did you watch?' asked Marsha.

The Ten Commandments.' answered Tommy.

The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking
him off his chair once more.

With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, Sat down and said, 'I am sorry
I lied.
We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.'

'I am ashamed of you son,' said John.
'When I was your age, I never lied to my parents.'

The robot then walked around to John And delivered a whack that
nearly knocked him out of his chair.

Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, 'Boy, did
you ever ask for that one!
You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!'

With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and knocked
her out of her chair.
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Old 05-09-2008, 02:07 PM
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Very Strange!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!
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Old 05-16-2008, 11:45 PM
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That was wierd.lol
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That was big time FUNNY.

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Old 05-17-2008, 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by BuckeyeFan View Post:
That was big time FUNNY.

I'm glad somebody understood it.....I was beginning to think it might just be a 'British sense of humour' kinda joke.
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