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11-02-2007, 03:03 PM
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11-02-2007, 08:59 PM
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Bicycle bicycle bicycle I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride my bike I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride it where I like |
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#3
11-03-2007, 01:11 AM
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| So if having sex with a 2 wheeler makes him a sex offender, does that mean if he has sex with a TRICYCLE he'll be a peddlephile?
__________________  "If you are going through hell, keep going." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Work like you don't need money, Love like you've never been hurt, And dance like no one's watching. Last edited by Birdbomb; 11-03-2007 at 02:03 AM. |
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11-03-2007, 01:50 AM
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| Two questions come to mind. Did the bicycle say no? Was the bicycle underage?
__________________ Member of the Epilepsy Foundation. Undiagnosed sufferer of Dysgraphia. LEGO County, NY Fire Service & My RFD Store |
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11-03-2007, 02:18 PM
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| Originally Posted by Birdbomb  :
 What about ?....."He was after a pump" <ahem> |
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11-03-2007, 09:35 PM
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| 3 words........ use your own imagination Tour de France 
__________________ "If you are going through hell, keep going." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Work like you don't need money, Love like you've never been hurt, And dance like no one's watching. |
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#10
11-04-2007, 12:15 PM
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| And just where is YOUR bike, Brainy? Has it missed it's curfew? Do you know who it's keeping company with? Have you had that "little talk" with it? 
__________________ "If you are going through hell, keep going." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Work like you don't need money, Love like you've never been hurt, And dance like no one's watching. |
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11-04-2007, 01:50 PM
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| Originally Posted by brain :
I just hope he doesn't stick it on ebay....imagine having to collect it, and SHAKING his hand to confirm the deal <yeeeeucch!> |
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11-04-2007, 03:17 PM
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11-05-2007, 05:55 AM
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*** Gasp! ***Originally Posted by Birdbomb :
 to read that! My Trek is safe and sound - TYVM! Originally Posted by TeeTees :
 Now - the scary part is "What if eBay happened to come across this thread and goes, 'Ummm, we've got rules and regs on used undies and undergarments, and other objects - but we're going to have to discuss this one up in our next conference on .... bicycles? or stationary or moving objects? ...." That would be very odd and extreme, but of course only in eBay that a Seller can find very strange rules and regs in there. Trust me, I've seen my share! But then again you can bid or buy a cockroach as long as it is D.O.A.!  |
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#14
11-05-2007, 07:55 PM
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| EW!...EW!...EW!...EW!...EW!...EW!   Bike termsBearing ball Boob tube Bone Shaker Bottom Pull Chain suck Chain tool Crank Death Grips Friction shifting Gear Inches Hardened Jam Nut Limit Stop Screw Miss and Out Nipple Noodle Nut Nutted One-piece Crank Pull Puller Quadruple Butted Rigid Rim Rim Cut Rise Screw Shaft drive Stud Wedgie Wheel Sucker
__________________ "If you are going through hell, keep going." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Work like you don't need money, Love like you've never been hurt, And dance like no one's watching. |
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11-06-2007, 06:00 PM
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| Cori I saw that but just thought I'd give someone else a chance to post it. Stupid drunk teenager, humping the road, get's labeled a SEX OFFENDER for 5 years. Please, someone tell me how humping inanimate objects can be considered rape? Is the inaniminate object going to be psychologically scared for life? Will it suffer? PLEASE!  It's more of a fetish.  Or just drunkiness  Or just "boys being boys"  But then, humping the pavement would give you one HELL of a road rash! 
__________________ "If you are going through hell, keep going." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Work like you don't need money, Love like you've never been hurt, And dance like no one's watching. |
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#18
11-06-2007, 06:02 PM
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| BTW He's probably taking the same stuff I am for my RA and the alcohol will just KILL his liver. It doesn't make you act any crazier.
__________________ "If you are going through hell, keep going." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Work like you don't need money, Love like you've never been hurt, And dance like no one's watching. |
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#19
11-06-2007, 09:36 PM
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| Originally Posted by Birdbomb :
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Man has "relations" with bicycle..... 
You rang? 
"...you'd look sweet, upon the seat, of a bicycle built for two."......<<<<<<shudder!>>>>>>>
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