A Pirate walks into a bar (joke)...

[TeeTees]

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said,
'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.'

'What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.'

Bartender: 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.'

Pirate: 'Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with
a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.'

Bartender: 'Well, OK, but what about that hook?
What happened to your hand?'

Pirate: 'We were in another battle. I boarded a ship
and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook.
I'm fine, really.'

Bartender: 'What about that eye patch?'

Pirate: 'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of
seagulls flew over. I looked up and one of them crapped in my eye.'

'You're kidding,' said the bartender, 'you lost an
eye just from bird poo.'?

Pirate: 'It was my first day with the hook.'