The Priest's Soap (joke)....

[TeeTees]

One night a priest and a monk are having showers.

They forget the soap and towels, but since its late at night and no-one will be in the church the priest goes to get them, naked.

He is in the main hall where he hears female voices, so he pins his back against the wall in pitch darkness, clutching his 2 bars of soap desperately trying not to make a sound.

The 3 female voices, belonging to nuns, go up and say to each other 'whats this?'
the first nun gives it a tug and he drops a bar of soap.
'ooh its a soap dispenser!'
the second nun gives it a tug and the priest drops his 2nd bar of soap.
'you're right! its a soap dispenser!'

the third nun, all excited gives it a tug, but to no avail. she keeps tugging, and tugging away..


...'ooh look, handcream!'

[skillefer]

Oh my gosh!!!....gotta breathe.....that was a good one!