Quotes, Quotes, and more Quotes

[brain]

from yours truly ... BOB HOPE:

Flying? I've been to almost as many
places as my luggage.

Marriage is a great institution - no
family should be without it.

If they liked you, they didn't applaud -
they just let you live.

The only time to believe any kind of
rating is when it shows you at the top.

A parliament is nothing less than a big
meeting of more or less idle people.



(I wonder who wrote his scripts or if
he drummed up some of them or if
they were 50/50)

[Birdbomb]

Friends help you move,

Good friends help you move bodies

[Mr. Pibb]

Your your tightest group begins in the quiver what you do with the arrow is between you and your brain

One of the youth archers that I worked with

[BuckeyeFan]

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
Carl Sandburg


A community is like a ship; everyone ought to be prepared to take the helm.
Henrik Ibsen


A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost


A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.
George Bernard Shaw

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne


A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
Sidney Goff


A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
Helen Rowland

[BuckeyeFan]

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Charles Schultz




CQ - Please keep sending us more tomorrows

[BuckeyeFan]

Thought: Do you prefer that you be right, or that you be happy?

-A Course in Miracles

[BuckeyeFan]

Remember, No One Can Make You Feel Inferior Without Your Consent.


***** Eleanor Roosevelt *****

[Birdbomb]

Life is just one damned thing after another.
Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)


It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over.
Edna St. Vincent Millay (1892 - 1950)

[Bernard]

If it's not one thing, it's another.
Roseanne Roseannadanna

[BuckeyeFan]

Best one yet Bernard!!!

[RobinN]

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning how to dance in the rain."

(?)

[Georgiagirl88]

Laughter is the Best medicine!! Oh, how true!!

[RobinN]

"Tis easy enough to be pleasant,
When life flows along like a song;
But the wo/man worth while is the one who will smile
when everything goes dead wrong."

Ella Wheeler Wilcox

[BuckeyeFan]

Contentment

Health Enough To Make Work A Pleasure.
Wealth Enough To Support Your Needs.
Patience Enough To Toil Until Some Good Is Accomplished.
Strength Enough To Battle With Difficulties And Overcome Them.
Grace Enough To Confess Your Sins And Foresake Them.
Charity Enough To See Some Good In Your Neighbor.
Love Enough To Make You Useful And Helpful To Others.
Hope Enough To Remove All Anxious Fears Concerning The Future.
Faith Enough To Make Real The Things Of God.

Unknown Source

[Elaine H]

A friend is like a good bra:

Hard To Find
Supportive and Comfortable
Lifts you up when you need It
Won't Let You Down
Stays Close To Your Heart

[BuckeyeFan]

Is It So Small A Thing To Have Enjoy'd The Sun,
To Have Lived Light In The Spring,
To Have Loved,
To Have Thought,
To Have Done;
To Have Advanced True Friends,
And Beat Down Baffling Foes?

[BuckeyeFan]

It Is My Belief,
You Cannot Deal With The Most Serious Things In The World
Unless You Understand The Most Amusing

[LynnW]

Everyone has a doctor in him or her; we just have to help it in its work. The natural healing force within each one of us is the greatest force in getting well. Our food should be our medicine. Our medicine should be our food. But to eat when you are sick, is to feed your sickness.

It is more important to know what sort of person has a disease than to know what sort of disease a person has.

Prayer indeed is good, but while calling on the gods a man should himself lend a hand.

Whenever a doctor cannot do good, he must be kept from doing harm.

- Hippocrates

[ashmstng]

"Do what makes you Happy, be with who makes you Smile, Laugh as much as you Breath & Love as long as you Live."

[ashmstng]

"Life is only Therapy... Real expensive & No Guarantee"