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Old 08-08-2008, 02:26 PM
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Talking Retired People (joke)....


Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day the wife and I went into town and went into a shop.
We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a Dumb ass. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So Mary called him a moron. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

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Just then our bus arrived.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.
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Old 08-08-2008, 04:32 PM
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That was my car!
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