Share something funny you overheard someone say

[seizures4ever]

Hey everyone! My two year old son is really becoming his own person and trying to figure out the world.

I thought it would be fun if we did a Reader's Digest kind of thing and wrote short, funny, clips we're heard others inadvertently say (you can also share street signs, etc.) Wanna play?

I'll start and see if anyone else joins in:

My little boy stood on our (non-digital) scale the other day, looked down at the arrow pointing to his weight, and announced "It's eight o'clock."

My son was sick a few weeks ago and vomited. He looked totally disgusted, cocked his head to one side, and said, "Mommy...I just doo-dood through my nose!"

Hope you smiled. -Julie

[alivenwell]

Well, this is one that's in season:
My older influential sister played a record " Walking on the Winter Wonderland". She modified the lyrics to "Walking on the Winter Windowsill" and proceeded to stand on the windowsill. Of course, I imitated her. Our mom saw it all. I think we were slightly in trouble.

[dfwtexas]

My sons are grown now, but one of my favorite is when my 4 year old was explaining how to use "Excuse me" to his baby brother...he said
"It is good to use if someone is big and you need to get around them or if you fart. Except Papa never says it when he farts"

My youngest son has HUGE brown eyes and long eyelashes, they really stood out when he was a baby. One time, a lady came us to and said to the baby "Has anyone ever told you what big eyes you have?" and my oldest son said"Yes, and we are really getting tired of hearing it too!"

[Shelley]

yet the sign says closed.

Sign at seafood shop: Give her crabs for xmas.

Those who throw things into crocodile pond will be asked to retrieve them.

All persons caught collecting golf balls on this course will be prosecuted and have their balls removed.

Jimmy's shoe repair: I will heel you. I will save your sole. I will even dye for you.

Stop: no stopping anytime.

Slow children. Speed limit 5mph. No hunting.

Unattended children will be given expresso and a free puppy.

Caution: this sign has sharp edges. Do not touch the edges of this sign. Also, the bridge is out.

[brain]

TRUE STORY:

A man walks in a Tackle & Bait Shop and
waits for the Attendant to come to the
Register, but yet, sees men come and go,
getting their stuff, ringing up in the register
and taking their stuff and leave.

Finally, he grew tired of waiting to be served,
and the next man that came up, he inquired
as where the Owner or Manager was, and only
was told "Out Fishin', Whar do you thunk he
is?" He was surprised, and he commented how
the store shouldn't be left unattended and
so on ...

And the man snapped at him:

"Look har, Mis'tar, We'un Fisharmen are liars;
nat thia'ves!" And he walked out the door with
his bait and lure he paid for and departed, leaving
the man standing there in astonishment!

[seizures4ever]

You guys are cracking me up

O.k. here's a sign from the very rural area where my mother lives...

Outside of a gas station:

GAS, FOOD, CIGS, BEER, CHURCH

-Julie