What was the funniest part of your wedding/or wedding you have been too?

[stephk]

I luv jokes AND funny stories. I don't know why the joke about why wedding dresses are white brought this to mind but it did and i was wondering if anyone else had any funny memories of weddings.

My hubby and i were married by a JP right in our town. This Judge was hysterical, my husband was sweating so bad and very very nervous. The JP had him stand on the right side and told him after we were married he would tell him why he was on the right side. He even made sure that our witness checked to make sure the door was locked. Like i said my husband was so nervous, I thought he was gonna pass out. Anyways, after the"you may kiss the bride", the JP told my husband that he was on the right side during the ceremony because that would be the last time he would ever be right again, then to top it off, he gave me his card and told me that if i had any problems to call him and he would set my new husband straight. I still laugh about it to this day... even though we were married in a courthouse, i would not change a thing.

To make it funnier, on our way out my husband asked for his change, to which the ladies who took the money to get married said they thought he was giving them a tip, quick witted and now relaxed he told them that he needed that money so he could take me to mcdonalds for our honeymoon. This is a true story... i still laugh.. and i didn't even wear white, i wore black because it was the nicest thing i had in my closet that fit.... (the JP had things to say about that too...)


So what is the funniest thing you have done/witnessed at a wedding ceremony?

[KellyD]

We went to a church wedding where part way through the ceremony the bride and groom had to kneel. When the groom knelt down he had on the bottom of his left shoe HE and on the right he had LP... what made it funnier was everyone knew his new wife was going to kill him after the ceremony!

[BuckeyeFan]

We went to a church wedding where part way through the ceremony the bride and groom had to kneel. When the groom knelt down he had on the bottom of his left shoe HE and on the right he had LP... what made it funnier was everyone knew his new wife was going to kill him after the ceremony!

I saw a similar thing at a wedding. HELP on one shoe, ME on the other. The groom was innocent, the best man was in trouble. By the way, the groom is still my brother-in-law 27 years later.

[Rae1889]

Well mine is a bit gross but so funny! The story involves vomit, so If you don't like that stuff, you should quit reading now. Lol

The first wedding I went to with Chad, his brother scott got hammered! We were up in the suite of the hotel at the end of the night and scott bumps into an arm chair. He decides to fight it. Spins around, ninja kicks and then vomits all over it and himself. The funny part was he starts laughing and goes ' I need to learn to chew more, I can see the roast beef I ate!'

The rest of us in unison say 'we had chicken Scott...'

'Maybe you did...' Was his reply