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11-02-2009, 08:41 PM
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What is your wackiest job?   Last edited by Chatter-box; 11-02-2009 at 08:59 PM.     |
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#2
11-02-2009, 10:33 PM
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| lol eewwww gross. Yes.. its called a Colon Cleanse and your supposed to do it 3x a year....cant see any harm in it.. but im always wary of all these new health fasion products to hit the shelves.... Anywho, i used to work in a pharmacy before Univeristy.. part time for 1 year.. and yeah.. it was kinda crazy.. I had to stock shelves of all kinds of stuff, they also once let me pour some... of that green liquid stuff people take when they come off heroin .. cant remember the name of it... |
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#3
11-02-2009, 10:39 PM
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| Originally Posted by vapour  :
__________________ "It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like." -Jackie Mason |
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#4
11-02-2009, 11:39 PM
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| I had a job when i first got to florida where I rode a giant tricycle with two 4-5 foot rotating billboards on the back. with a radio system. Vitamin water was one of our campaigns, they gave us like crates of the the stuff. I am allergic to it, but it is fun to pelt people with it. on the weekends I road a pedicab and took drunk people home and to universal studios. since it had pedals you could ride on the sidwalk and avoid traffic. and just for strange stuff, night shift at a porn store. You should never have to say "take that out of your mouth" in a porn store. |
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#5
11-03-2009, 02:08 AM
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| I suppose some people are just full of it. This helps maintain their balance of ***.
__________________ __________________________________________ WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness. -Ellie Katz |
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#6
11-03-2009, 03:01 AM
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| Originally Posted by alivenwell :
 I get told that I am full of it all the time. Maybe I should go for a monthly schedule.
__________________ Character is doing the right thing when no one is looking. |
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#7
11-03-2009, 08:43 AM
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empty or full?! I have read that being constipated can cause a seizure, and that using a colon cleanser can cause a seizure. So we need to aim for being half full of it?!  |
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#8
11-03-2009, 09:27 AM
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| i have sold car parts, childrens clothes, lingerie, swim suits, jewlery, and now adult sensual products!
__________________ FALL SEVEN TIMES, STAND UP EIGHT- JAPANESE PROVERB  THEY SAY YOU CAN'T DIVIDE ANYTHING BY ZERO. IF YOU DIVIDE SOMETHING BY ZERO, YOU GET INFINITY. AND THE ONLY THING THAT IS INFINITE IS LOVE. NEVER LOOK DOWN ON SOMEONE UNLESS YOU ARE HELPING THEM UP. |
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11-03-2009, 02:59 PM
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| One of the wildest jobs I had was a nude model for art classes. The first time I did it was at a high school & the teacher was sick so the kids were a bit more rowdy with the sub. They spent most the class trying to make me blush- it didn't work. After that I was so happy to deal with adults at the art college, at least until the teacher walked in & it was a friend of my parents...... I knew he was an artist but forgot that he taught there. That time I think I blushed. 
__________________ "It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like." -Jackie Mason |
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#11
11-03-2009, 03:14 PM
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| Eh... Rae, Eric, I can't beat those... When I was a 16-17 year old teenager, I worked in my summer vacation making cotton candy in a carnival booth. I travelled from town to town and slept in a caravan. Long days, low wages and got allergic to cotton candy. However I've met some really unforgetable people.
__________________ Mom to an 12-year old boy with Lennox Gastaut Syndrome; on the ketogenic diet since June 2004 and AED free Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect, it means you have decided to look beyond imperfection. |
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#12
11-03-2009, 04:50 PM
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| I can''t compete with some of these... but I did work as a bingo caller at an old folks home. Some of the old ladies there kept grabbing my behind. They were like Blanche from Golden Girls. |
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#13
11-03-2009, 05:29 PM
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| lol "Hi sonny, you have some ink on your bottom, let me get that for you."
__________________ FALL SEVEN TIMES, STAND UP EIGHT- JAPANESE PROVERB THEY SAY YOU CAN'T DIVIDE ANYTHING BY ZERO. IF YOU DIVIDE SOMETHING BY ZERO, YOU GET INFINITY. AND THE ONLY THING THAT IS INFINITE IS LOVE. NEVER LOOK DOWN ON SOMEONE UNLESS YOU ARE HELPING THEM UP. |
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#14
11-04-2009, 03:03 AM
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| Rae, Don't worry about Chris's inky bottom. A good dose of that discounted colon cleaner should do the trick. It has a lavender scent, too. Well, I didn't actually open the box and sniff the colon cleaner. I just read the label. I've seen people stand in the shampoo aisle for 20 minuter or so sniffing the shampoo bottles but I thought sniffing colon cleaner was a bit...well, you know what I mean. But Chris's inky bottom should be fine. Watch out though, Chris. I've heard old ladies love lavender. |
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#15
11-04-2009, 03:09 AM
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| Originally Posted by Chris515 :
I also did spot light for a drag queen show. met some interesting people that way to say the least was one of my funnier nights  |
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#17
11-04-2009, 12:05 PM
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| Loud mouth. You talking about passion parties? I sell that currently! Its awesome!
__________________ FALL SEVEN TIMES, STAND UP EIGHT- JAPANESE PROVERB THEY SAY YOU CAN'T DIVIDE ANYTHING BY ZERO. IF YOU DIVIDE SOMETHING BY ZERO, YOU GET INFINITY. AND THE ONLY THING THAT IS INFINITE IS LOVE. NEVER LOOK DOWN ON SOMEONE UNLESS YOU ARE HELPING THEM UP. |
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11-04-2009, 12:10 PM
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| Originally Posted by Rae1889 :
Yeah, those were crazy days... Chris: "B2, we have B2..." Old Lady 1: "Hurry the hell up! I don't have all day!" <So I start calling faster> Chris "O69... G51..." Old Lady 2: "Slow down! I'm not young anymore!" All the while, the rear end grabbing lady keeps looking at me... |
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#19
11-04-2009, 03:09 PM
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| Originally Posted by Chris515 :
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#20
11-05-2009, 08:44 AM
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| Rae, I would IMAGINE we are talking about the same thing, but being in the UK, it's a british brand. STILL very funny when one of the games I used to do was to pass one of the products around between your knees....not easy to do with a massive baby bump! |
