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Old 06-24-2008, 01:16 AM
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Originally Posted by speber View Post:
A ladie's(giggle) Strike would be beneficial for us MEN because:
  1. With you on strike, you are PROBABLY going to get tired REALLY QUICK of entertaining yourself by watching us nap so you will leave .
It's quite easy to get out that shaving or whipped cream and squirt it on you while you're having that wonderful nap. We will then proceed to make a nice loud noise, and run!
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Old 06-24-2008, 01:16 AM
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Originally Posted by speber View Post:
blah blah blah, something, something and more stuff.
I'm surprised his attention span was long enough to even make that post, at any rate....

tl;dr*


That boy gonna STARVE in My house.
I only cook when I WANT to
You want a meal, mosey you behind into the kitchen and makeityourdamnself!

Come on girls, I know the perfect sushi place, then we're gonna shake our groove thing!



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*too long;didn't read
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Old 06-24-2008, 01:24 AM
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I will go out for sushi. Sounds good to me.
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I'll have my salmon.
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Old 06-24-2008, 05:44 PM
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Steaks are going on the grill in 15 minutes


Seriously - it is steak night at my house. I will be sitting on the patio by my grill watching them sizzle, drooling the entire time.

Definitely cracked black pepper, with a little garlic (except on Tee's) and a little seasoned salt.

The wife will cook the sides, because I will hold her steak for ransom.

Come and get it .....
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Old 06-24-2008, 05:48 PM
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Where Is Mine????????????


WHERE IS MY STEAK?????????

AREN'T I A BELOVED GUEST????????

HEHEHEHEEEEEEEEE:bigs mile:
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Old 06-24-2008, 06:07 PM
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Why are wedding dresses white?
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Heheheheeeeeeee


The ORIGINAL reason wedding dresses are SUPPOSED to be white is to show the bride's virginity, Hawke.........
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Old 06-24-2008, 06:21 PM
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What if the bride wants a different color like black?
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Alright alive, lets go dancing and eat some good food. Yea!!!!!!
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Cool Ummmmm........steakkkkkkkkks!..............




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Talking Hey, Hawke.......


If a bride wants her dress to be black, it can be.

If a bride wants her dress to be purple and green polka dots, it can be.

Whatever color the bride wants, THAT's the color her dress is.



If someone doesn't like the color of the bride's dress, OH WELL. Too bad, so sad.

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Old 06-27-2008, 12:48 AM
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Time to move on don't you think so girls? I had my good food I'm not making up for anything. I had a glass of wine. And I am still on strike until the guys are ready to give in.
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Talking Where Are My Steaks???????


I KNOW, THE GUYS R TOO LAZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

HEHEHEHEHEEEEE
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My mom's boyfriend made me steak and Salmon last night for dinner. On the grill with wine.
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Originally Posted by TeeTees View Post:
Son asked his mother the following question:

'Mum, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies,

'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'

The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father.

'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'

The father looks at his son in surprise and says,


'Son, all household appliances come in white.'

...okay, I'll pack my case now :mid:
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Well,
If you folks are going to do men vs. women jokes...this one's for RobinN:

What's the difference between government bonds and men?
















Government bonds mature.
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You know why women often seem to be more in touch with God?
Because, they ask for directions.

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A husband came upon a study that said women use more words than men. It read, "Men use about 15,000 words per day, but women use 30,000. He showed her the study results. The wife thought for a while, then finally said to him, "It's because we have to repeat everything we say." The husband said, "What?"

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Old 06-28-2008, 01:34 AM
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Men are like....

1. Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ....Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ..Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ..... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like .......Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like .. Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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