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Old 09-05-2008, 10:11 AM
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Buckeye - I should give myself a black eye. I asked for a vacuum cleaner for my birthday. It wasn't white, though. It would have picked up all the dust....
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Old 09-05-2008, 01:20 PM
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Old 09-05-2008, 01:52 PM
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How to get a man to wash his hands...
^^ that WILL work. In fact, I think I'd be washing my hair
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Old 09-05-2008, 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Meetz1064 View Post:
You STILL miss it with it UP!
Really? Well you could always install one of these so we don't have to touch it.



Or would you much rather have us do this?



Perhaps this is better?



How about this for some bathroom fun?




Three reasons why guys don't lift up toilet seats

1. The bathroom visit is for a #2.
2. The toilet is a seat less kind.
3. It is a commercial toilet with a horse shoe shaped toilet seat. (see picture #2)
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Old 09-05-2008, 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted by BIGMAN131307 View Post:
How about this for some bathroom fun?
This isn't a bad idea. It would encourage you to "get er done!" At least then you guys wouldn't spend 2 hours sitting, locked in the crapper "reading"
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....At least then you guys wouldn't spend 2 hours sitting, locked in the crapper "reading" ...
Hey, sometimes 'the crapper' is the only place a guy can get a little 'peace'.
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Old 09-05-2008, 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by speber View Post:
Hey, sometimes 'the crapper' is the only place a guy can get a little 'piece'.

fixed that for ya!
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Birdomb - Perfect "Scatilogical" humour - they fancy way of saying Bathroom Humour. Great!
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...a little peace!

[quote=speber;39224]Hey, sometimes 'the crapper' is the only place a guy can get a little 'peace'.
[/QUOTE Lover of music, bring in your IPOD and take your time. You'll drown out the sounds of ladies in the house waiting to use the sacred room. An aside: A decorator friend, drawn to the funky and camp, designed his bathroom around Elvis theme. Outrageously "camp"! But I did want to get out of there soon! That's always an idea for women out there!
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** Ahem **

Can someone summon Google please? We
have a whole lotta crappyola going on!

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Oh SHIT!!! Just having a little fun. A rare topic, here. But it's something we all do... I'm sure that Emily Post (and my family) would "agree" with you! I'm sure the top will wear itself out. L -
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This just gives new meaning to a download! Guys take longer. What does that say?!
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This just gives new meaning to a download! Guys take longer. What does that say?!
Well I've gotta finish the game on my cell-phone before I wipe, surely
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If the remote control isn't in there, there just has to be some device with buttons!
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Originally Posted by alivenwell View Post:
If the remote control isn't in there, there just has to be some device with buttons!
Off course - and God help 'em if I don't win the game, as I have to start it all over again.....I can be in there for hours
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Looks like we could lure you out with the smell of brats. They override anything.
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Remember, it's

the brats that KEEP him there......
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This just gives new meaning to a download! Guys take longer. What does that say?!
It means men are full of crap!
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No, really?

You're kidding me! And here I thought they were full of something else......AHEM......
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Old 09-07-2008, 02:14 PM
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It means men are full of crap!
Nah....it's the only place we can go to get some peace and quiet
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