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Old 09-15-2008, 11:30 PM
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Oh ya, he is just for me. LOL AS long as I have had my Zin.
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Old 09-22-2008, 01:43 PM
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Love it- "Why Real Men Shave with Chain Saws." I wonder if the terror striking men in "The Chain Saw Massacre" had the time to freshen up.

An aside: When I frist saw that movie in the theatre I was frightened as hell and I have a very high threshold for psychological maddening movies. But this was different.

A fairly steady boyfriend dropped me off at home. Thirty minutes later the phone rang. When I picked it up all I heard was the ear blasting buzzing of a chain saw. My boyfriend thought this was funny. I did not! In time, the relationship was over. He begged me to stay. I suppose he grew a beard....
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Old 09-22-2008, 05:08 PM
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Hey Laurie, here's a Valentine you could send the guy....



or this one



or even this one

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Birdy I love the cards! The one about the toothbrush reminds me of the episode of Seinfeld where his girlfriend stuck his toothbrush somewhere nasty and wouldn't tell him what she did.

The first card is hilarious. I've never wanted to kill an old boyfriend...well, maybe just knick the guy a little with a car.

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Another One Bites the Dust

This one can dance!

Caution... a little flashing.

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I love the video and the shirt. I want one for my x-husbandLOL ha ha ha!
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Weeding dress is white because it symbolize purity. =)
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Originally Posted by Franciz View Post:
Weeding dress is white because it symbolize purity. =)
Purity...hmmmm. Sounds too clean to me.
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I have several ex's. I wonder if they'd fit in my fridge!
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Old 10-18-2008, 10:18 PM
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I think we should put all our ex's in the store in New York Husbands for sale and that way we can get a little money out of it. lol
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Originally Posted by stilldancing_98 View Post:
I think we should put all our ex's in the store in New York Husbands for sale and that way we can get a little money out of it. lol
STORE?

DANG!

I was looking for the bumper sticker that said
"ex-husband in trunk"

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Old 10-19-2008, 01:50 AM
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Well, I don't drive so that won't work for me. But you know the guys said they like brats. LOL We got ex's OK , I just won't eat. I'm not really this sick. Well....maybe.Men are! So why not? Ha Ha!
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Do......

soon to be EX's count???
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I don't drive anymore. And Meetz, You might
as well get a "JUMP START" - and have a
"Holiday Special" going!

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Old 10-19-2008, 09:26 AM
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No one would want to buy them so we'll literally have to kick them to the curb and see if the garbage men will take them...
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No one would want to buy them so we'll literally have to kick them to the curb and see if the garbage men will take them...
The hazmat team would need to get them. We may be sighted for endangering the environment.
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Old 10-19-2008, 03:26 PM
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I didn't think of that.The garbage man would take them if we put them in an inclosed garbage container.lol
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