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#401
10-19-2008, 05:24 PM
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| Very Good, Shelly. We want a "Green" environment!
__________________ "I have to stay alone in order to fully contemplate and feel nature" Unsourced Last edited by Cinnabar; 10-19-2008 at 09:41 PM.     |
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#402
10-19-2008, 06:50 PM
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| I love the way you think Cinnabar! So Lets feed them. They will sleep well and then put them in the container. HaHa Halloween .
__________________ Climb out on a limb, that is where the future is! |
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#404
10-19-2008, 10:43 PM
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| About Halloween: We would'nt have to costume them to scare everyone away. We'd have saved money and have a quiet Halloween night! A win win situation!
__________________ "I have to stay alone in order to fully contemplate and feel nature" Unsourced Last edited by Cinnabar; 10-19-2008 at 10:57 PM. |
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#406
10-20-2008, 07:47 AM
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| Remember the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz? "If I only had a brain...?"
__________________ "I have to stay alone in order to fully contemplate and feel nature" Unsourced Last edited by Cinnabar; 10-20-2008 at 07:49 AM. |
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#407
10-21-2008, 01:10 AM
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| I love this ! This will work so good. HMMMMMMMM. If "he" only had a brain." lol Perrfecto!
__________________ Climb out on a limb, that is where the future is! |
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#408
10-21-2008, 02:19 AM
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| I love this ! This will work so good. HMMMMMMMM. If "he" only had a brain." lol Perrfecto! |
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#409
10-21-2008, 02:30 AM
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| We might have to wait till after Halloween. lol
__________________ Climb out on a limb, that is where the future is! |
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#413
10-22-2008, 08:38 AM
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Did I hear someone say belch? |
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#414
10-22-2008, 09:00 AM
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ElementsOriginally Posted by stilldancing_98  :
Two new additions to the periodic table of elements: Element Name: WOMAN Symbol: WO Atomic Weight: (don't even go there) Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if mishandled. Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Volatile when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a shinier specimen. Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known. Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands. __________________________________________________ _ Element Name: MAN Symbol: XY Atomic Weight: (180+/-50) Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples. Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with KD (Element: Child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol. Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good specimens are able to produce large quantities on command. Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell. |
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#415
10-22-2008, 01:24 PM
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| Lady beltchers aint nothing compared to the beer guzzling, over eating, couch potato NASCAR watching guys who fart after double fart. Not enough bottles of Glade in the house to mask that! Maybe, I'll invest in their stock! P.S. Birdbomb, Love the "Silent Killer Gas Passers"! Nothing like putting the notion to rock music...
__________________ "I have to stay alone in order to fully contemplate and feel nature" Unsourced Last edited by Cinnabar; 10-22-2008 at 01:52 PM. |
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#416
10-22-2008, 01:38 PM
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| Problem Solution
__________________  "If you are going through hell, keep going." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Work like you don't need money, Love like you've never been hurt, And dance like no one's watching. |
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#418
10-23-2008, 10:51 AM
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| Yea for shreddies! lol that was hillarious!!!!!!!
__________________ Climb out on a limb, that is where the future is! |
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#419
10-24-2008, 02:44 PM
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| Send me some!! |
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#420
10-24-2008, 02:45 PM
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| {struggle} give .. me ..that .. keyboard {struggle} Sorry guys - my wife got hold of my keyboard. |
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