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#641
03-02-2010, 02:15 PM
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__________________ Climb out on a limb, that is where the future is!     |
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#642
03-02-2010, 02:17 PM
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| Oh honey, we don't defensive in this thread, we get EVEN! MWAHAHAHAHA!  If I have to do the clean up, then I'm gonna FIRST do some tinkering with the old man's car..... You say you always wanted a "sweet ride?" No problem...5# bag of sugar in the gas tank ought to do it. I head somewhere you need to change the air in the tires, so I went ahead and let the air out of all of them, including the spare! No worries, they are only flat on the bottom. Your brake lines were just full of oil! No wonder you complained, I drained all that nasty stuff out. All those wires under the hood were so jumbled and ugly, see how they are all organized now? And it shouldn't overheat any more. I filled the crankcase with coolent, it was so easy, don't know why you didn't do that yourself, oh wait, you're still asleep from making a pig of yourself. I sure do hope you appreciate all the hard work I did on your car, I even broke a nail! BRB off to the nail salon and when you wake up, please clean up the BBQ mess, I didn't have time with all the work I did for you.
__________________  "If you are going through hell, keep going." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Work like you don't need money, Love like you've never been hurt, And dance like no one's watching. |
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#643
03-02-2010, 04:38 PM
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| Sweet, Sweet, Sweet. Birdy. When I have papers to write at school. I'm lookin to you. You broke a nail to. M, M M. Girl , you are my mentor. All of you are.Just snap your fingers and the men are there! I think If I ever get married again...I'll be wearing bright orange.   Teach me some more!And men, you can learn from this. Just be quiet and learn.Submit to us.lolSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBmmmmmmm mmmiiittt.
__________________ Climb out on a limb, that is where the future is! |
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#644
03-02-2010, 10:10 PM
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| Where are all the guys!? Maybe Buckeye is taking an aftermeal nap?
__________________ __________________________________________ WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness. -Ellie Katz |
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#645
03-02-2010, 11:32 PM
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| I don't think he could handle the heat of this one. lol
__________________ Climb out on a limb, that is where the future is! |
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#646
03-03-2010, 02:14 AM
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#647
03-03-2010, 09:11 AM
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 I can handle the heat gals. However, I did need that aftermeal nap while you were doing the dishes.   Now bring it on, the cavalry will get hear eventually. 
__________________ Character is doing the right thing when no one is looking. |
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#648
03-03-2010, 09:19 AM
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#649
03-03-2010, 01:36 PM
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| Put the toys away, boys, you've got CHORES!         And just so you know why, watching men do housework is pOrN for women! Men who do housework may get more sex
__________________ "If you are going through hell, keep going." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Work like you don't need money, Love like you've never been hurt, And dance like no one's watching. |
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#650
03-03-2010, 01:41 PM
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 amen birdy! amen!
__________________ FALL SEVEN TIMES, STAND UP EIGHT- JAPANESE PROVERB  THEY SAY YOU CAN'T DIVIDE ANYTHING BY ZERO. IF YOU DIVIDE SOMETHING BY ZERO, YOU GET INFINITY. AND THE ONLY THING THAT IS INFINITE IS LOVE. NEVER LOOK DOWN ON SOMEONE UNLESS YOU ARE HELPING THEM UP. |
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#651
03-03-2010, 02:54 PM
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| ...watching men do housework is pOrN for women!... |
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#652
03-03-2010, 03:00 PM
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| *pssssssst* (hey girls, this is where we smile sweetly and nod, it makes them feel more in control and manly)
__________________ "If you are going through hell, keep going." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Work like you don't need money, Love like you've never been hurt, And dance like no one's watching. |
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#653
03-03-2010, 03:40 PM
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| All the while hiding the remote for the tv, behind the TV.
__________________ FALL SEVEN TIMES, STAND UP EIGHT- JAPANESE PROVERB THEY SAY YOU CAN'T DIVIDE ANYTHING BY ZERO. IF YOU DIVIDE SOMETHING BY ZERO, YOU GET INFINITY. AND THE ONLY THING THAT IS INFINITE IS LOVE. NEVER LOOK DOWN ON SOMEONE UNLESS YOU ARE HELPING THEM UP. |
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#654
03-03-2010, 04:49 PM
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 YOU CAN JOKE ALL YOU WANT BUT DON'T MESS WITH MY REMOTE GIRLIE.    
__________________ Character is doing the right thing when no one is looking. |
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#655
03-03-2010, 05:42 PM
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 guess i got to get more creative. I'll try saran wrapping the toilet seat... or this.... 
__________________ FALL SEVEN TIMES, STAND UP EIGHT- JAPANESE PROVERB THEY SAY YOU CAN'T DIVIDE ANYTHING BY ZERO. IF YOU DIVIDE SOMETHING BY ZERO, YOU GET INFINITY. AND THE ONLY THING THAT IS INFINITE IS LOVE. NEVER LOOK DOWN ON SOMEONE UNLESS YOU ARE HELPING THEM UP. Last edited by Rae1889; 03-03-2010 at 05:44 PM. |
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#656
03-03-2010, 09:12 PM
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 Men who do Housework may get more sex. Will get more sex. Atleast at my house.lol Thank-you Birdy. And I don't watch porn on tv because I don't get to touch it. Look at these babes cleaning. Baby, baby, Ill get down on my knees for you.
__________________ Climb out on a limb, that is where the future is! |
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#657
03-03-2010, 11:34 PM
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| Originally Posted by stilldancing_98  :
 agree:Now, chad washing dishes without me asking is totally a hot thing.
__________________ FALL SEVEN TIMES, STAND UP EIGHT- JAPANESE PROVERB THEY SAY YOU CAN'T DIVIDE ANYTHING BY ZERO. IF YOU DIVIDE SOMETHING BY ZERO, YOU GET INFINITY. AND THE ONLY THING THAT IS INFINITE IS LOVE. NEVER LOOK DOWN ON SOMEONE UNLESS YOU ARE HELPING THEM UP. |
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#658
03-04-2010, 01:28 AM
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#659
03-04-2010, 10:07 AM
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| You name the tiem and place, and i'll be there with the beer and brats. and dead batteries for the TV remotes. We can sit on the couch and watch the men "treasure hunt" for working batteries
__________________ FALL SEVEN TIMES, STAND UP EIGHT- JAPANESE PROVERB THEY SAY YOU CAN'T DIVIDE ANYTHING BY ZERO. IF YOU DIVIDE SOMETHING BY ZERO, YOU GET INFINITY. AND THE ONLY THING THAT IS INFINITE IS LOVE. NEVER LOOK DOWN ON SOMEONE UNLESS YOU ARE HELPING THEM UP. |
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#660
03-04-2010, 10:41 AM
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