Your most embarrassing moments?

[crazychick10793]

i thought we should have a thread where we tell our funniest, most embarrassing blunders or moments that have made us and our families laugh over the years

here's a major blunder of my aunt sandy's- we were going to Hershey Park one day (amusement park in pennsylania) and toward the middle of the afternoon, we decided to start going on water rides while the sun was still high. apperently, either my aunt sandy didn't know what happens when white clothes get wet or just wasn't paying attention when she got dressed that morning, because she realized as soon as we got out of the river rapids that she was wearing white shorts (now see through) and a bright neon orange thong!

i was on a girl scout camping trip one time and we were goofing around and playing pranks on each other, which included putting ehem "female items" on each others pillows and sleeping bags (yeah we were 10-13 years old, and not very mature) and it was all good fun, until our like 65 year old girl scout leader walks by with a group of 3rd grade scouts just in time to see an unwrapped tampon come flying out the side of our tent she at first couldn't tell what it was, which was making us giggle, and the the 3rd graders tried to give her an idea, but obviously weren't too sure themselves. "hey! isn't that the thing that you shove up your *pointing* this place?"
we got in sooo much trouble lol

[imligia]

Most embarrassing moment for me will always be not noticing that I had lost a lot of weight until I tried too cross the street during rush hour and found that I had made it to the other side, but the skirt I was wearing decided to stay in the middle of the road.
So there I was, standing in the grass in nothing but my underwear, and Nirvana shirt (early 90's) with a big smile for all the drivers who passed and either laughed, honked, or almost got into car accidents.

[Endless]

Imilgia,

You crack me up!!!!!



I assume you are a girl, not a guy wearing a "Utilikilt?"

http://www.utilikilts.com/company/products/kilts/

[imligia]

I am a girl and YES I DO OWN 2 UTILIKILTS. They're comfy, have great hidden pockets, and every once in a while you catch a guy wearing the kilt the way they are supposed to. NO BRITCHES

[C0urt]

in my great kilt.

2 time champ of the sheep punt woot!!

[Endless]

Wow, court!!!!! Amazing!

Love that kilt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Endless]

P.S. What's a sheep punt woot?

[C0urt]

P.S. What's a sheep punt woot?

bunch of people standing in the woods, punting a stuffed sheep to see who can kick it the furthest.

as you can see a kilt is required.

[Endless]

Waaaaait a minute. Are those special sheep-punting shoes you have on?

Very cool, Court!

[crazychick10793]

i was 10 and in the 4th grade, and somebody did the old "pull the chair out" prank on me. but they didn't pull the chair out far enough and so instead of sitting directly on the floor, i sat on the edge of the chair, causing it to fly out under me and across the room, finally stopping when it crashed into a table near the back of the room. everyone was staring at me as i went back to get my chair and resume my work.

i was in 6th grade, which in my school district is still elementry school, where they still allow your parent to go directly into your classroom to give you something.so i'm just sitting there in class one day, just working on my worksheet, when suddenly my mom bursts into my classroom, waving a pill bottle in the air, and yelling "OH VICTORIA! DID YOU REMEMBER TO TAKE YOUR ADDERALL THIS MORNING BABY?" of course i didn't. i had to walk across the room with everyone's eyes slowly following me, glued on me as i took my pill,handed the water bottle back to my mom, who responded by saying "that's what i thought. give me a kiss, i love you" and walked back to my seat, hoping this was just a bad dream. ahh mothers.

i was in 7th grade during science class, and my friend and i were flipping through Seventeen magazine instead of doing classwork. i know i know, but science is boring! as we all know, the first half of it is mostly advertisments and we wer just flipping through those not paying attention when my friend tells me to "go back to that page" "what page?" "that page" "bri, what page?" and frustrated, my friend screams at the top of her lungs "RIGHT AFTER THE TAMPONS!" everyone turned around as i sunk down into my seat trying to be invisible.

[Just 4 You]

Girls pulling pranks on each other???? Never!!! They're sweet little angels, right??? It's the Boys who do the pranks on the girls, like removing the toilet paper from all washrooms right after smearing butter over all the toilet seats, then putting White Glue into all the girl's shampoo bottles, or taking someone's Lip Wax container and filling it up with Glue Stick! Hey... you're only as old as you act, right?

[ColmanMac]

One of our secretaries once walked an entire street back to the offices with her skirt tucked into the back of her Nickers!
She couldn't understand why building workers were whistling & waving & drivers were blowing their horns!

[crazychick10793]

Girls pulling pranks on each other???? Never!!! They're sweet little angels, right??? It's the Boys who do the pranks on the girls, like removing the toilet paper from all washrooms right after smearing butter over all the toilet seats, then putting White Glue into all the girl's shampoo bottles, or taking someone's Lip Wax container and filling it up with Glue Stick! Hey... you're only as old as you act, right?

lol my friends love pranks

[Just 4 You]

You love pranks?
My favorite time of the year is "The Night Before April Fool's Day!"
Last year, my girlfriend went bald after I put a few bottles of
Liquid Hair Remover into her shampoo! As she dried her hair
with a towel, she was really buffing her scalp nice and shiny!!!
(Awww Honey, would I do that? LOL)

But she got even by filling up my container of Hair Gel with
Clear Silicone meant for sealing bathtubs and windows! Extra Hold!!! LOL
(Didn't wash out, so I ended up having my head shaved!)

With the two of us completely bald, you could tell it was April Fool's Day!

[crazychick10793]

You love pranks?
My favorite time of the year is "The Night Before April Fool's Day!"
Last year, my girlfriend went bald after I put a few bottles of
Liquid Hair Remover into her shampoo! As she dried her hair
with a towel, she was really buffing her scalp nice and shiny!!!
(Awww Honey, would I do that? LOL)

But she got even by filling up my container of Hair Gel with
Clear Silicone meant for sealing bathtubs and windows! Extra Hold!!! LOL
(Didn't wash out, so I ended up having my head shaved!)

With the two of us completely bald, you could tell it was April Fool's Day!

ouch thats harsh lol i would never go that far.

[Just 4 You]

Oh, but trust me... we started small (dog poo in shoes for their toes to squish) and worked our way up, always trying to out-do the other. All in good fun though..."Oh, I'm gonna get you for that! LOL"

[ajax]

Wow. I'm pretty mellow, but if someone put dog poop inside my shoe, I'm afraid I would not react very well.

[stephk]

ajax i am kinda mellow too...

I would have to say that the funniest thing that i ever did (which backfired on me and my buddy) was when we filled up some water balloons *cheesy* and climbed up on the roof of the house. We were getting back at my darling brother (huge prankster). My mom called him out and then commenced the bombing. But of course it backfired... we forgot the hose and ya, he grabbed it... and we were stuck up there for quite a while. Hey i was only like 13ish or so. The pay back for him is when we soaked him while he was sleeping in his room that night and didn't get in trouble for it...

[Just 4 You]

Okay... if you want mellow... I've done things like use a needle and thread to sew the ends of my brother's pant legs up so his feet won't go through until he cuts the thread.

Or taking my brother's shoe laces out, and then re-lacing his shoes from the top to the bottom, so the knot is at the bottom of the laces. Impossible to put them on unless you re-lace them!

Or sewing the button holes on my Dad's shirt up, so the buttons won't go through! Or sewing his socks shut at the heel, so he can't get them on all the way!

Yes, most of my jokes involved clothes! I was a devil with a needle and thread! And they couldn't do anything as I was on my way to school like a good boy! LOL

[Rae1889]

HA HA HA thats awesome

I have put baby powder in the hair dryer so when my mum or sister turned it on, they'd get a face full of powder. and I have saran wrapped the doorway to my bosses office so when he walked in he wouldnt be able to!