Zany Bumper Stickers ... beloved favorites - Share yours!

[brain]

I know things of the past but still funny:

"Mother-in-Law in Trunk"

"Ex-husband(wife) in Trunk"

"Hit Me, My son's a Lawyer!"

"Hit Me, I need the money!"

"Watch my rear end, not hers!"

"You drive like Nucking Futs!"

"Don't like the way I drive?
Stay off the sidewalks!"

"If you're rich, I'm single!"

"Everything was going beautiful,
Until I woke up!"

"Answer my prayers!
Steal this car!"
(always on a junk car that no one wants anyway)

"When I grow up I am
going to be a Rolls Royce"

"My Shrink says WE ARE BEING WATCHED!"

"I've got PMS, What's your excuse?"

"He who has the most toys wins!"
"Unfortunately, I'm going to miss my wife!"
(someone added that on to the bumper sticker and it became a hot thing)

"CAUTION: I drive very fast very slowly"



"This car can go from 0 to 60 in 5 minutes"

[josieb]

A few I can remember that made me laugh:

Honk If Parts Fall Off

Don't Make Me Release the Flying Monkeys

My Kid is Prisoner of the Month at the County Jail

Insured By Mafia Mutual

[brain]

A few I can remember that made me laugh:


My Kid is Prisoner of the Month at the County Jail

I've seen that one and loved it, but I
never could figure out where they got
them! (Like I'm going to stop them
going at 55-60 MPH to find out?)