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Old 07-08-2012, 06:59 AM
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Hahaha COurt, when I'm being a crazy postictal nutter I always tell epilepsy jokes. Apparently I get (and remain, at least for a few minutes( positively delighted because they laugh instead of stand there awkwardly haha

"What do you call a stoned epileptic?"
"Shake n' Bake!"

"What should you do if someone with E seizes in your bath-tub?"
"Throw in your laundry and soap!!"

I must say that the laundry joke is my favourite- that's the one I always tell when I'm out of my head haha
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Old 07-09-2012, 04:23 AM
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Those are good ones. I think my mom would like some of those. thanks seizuriffic.I wonder if there will be a stand up for the seizure community. Probobly not. But I think it would bring us closer together.
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Old 07-09-2012, 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted by seizurrific View Post:
- "Crap....just dropped another glass. I really just need to buy a few plastic tumblers."
I've actually taken to stealing champagne (my drink of choice) glasses from pubs to replace all the ones I break at home. I've been through a good half a dozen in the past couple of months. It's a good thing my local doesn't keep a close eye I their glassware!!
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Old 07-09-2012, 12:41 PM
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Other Person: Hey what's your problem?
Me: Im, sorry, what did I do?
Other Person: You threw that ink-pen at me
Me: Oh no, I would never do that, it was my hand, it threw it not me.
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Old 07-10-2012, 12:12 PM
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"We need to have an epilepsy comedian- they can visit the different events/conventions. It would be totally great! I volunteer Seize for the job."

"You kidding? I wouldn't remember half the shit I'd thought up..."
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Old 07-15-2012, 08:46 AM
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Originally Posted by seizurrific View Post:
"What should you do if someone with E seizes in your bath-tub?"
"Throw in your laundry and soap!!"
How do you differentiate between regular and delicates?.....

Maybe save the delicates for some post-ictal cycle?
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"We did ------ on Monday."
"Seriously?! I can't remember any of that."
"I know, you've asked me four times and I've told you as many."
"That's what happens when you have back to back seizures..."
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Remember: I've locked the door!
Did I lock the door?
Go back and check if door is locked ...
Remember: I've locked the door!
Did I lock the door?
Go back and check if door is locked ...
Remember: I've locked the door!
Did I lock the door?
Go back and check if door is locked ...

and over and over and over ...
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Originally Posted by Dolores View Post:
Remember: I've locked the door!
Did I lock the door?
Go back and check if door is locked ...
Remember: I've locked the door!
Did I lock the door?
Go back and check if door is locked ...
Remember: I've locked the door!
Did I lock the door?
Go back and check if door is locked ...

and over and over and over ...
I do that a lot .

When I finish work for the day/night I will usually double/triple check all the rooms to make sure everything is turned of (heaters, cd players, lights) & I've locked the cabinet in my office before I leave lol. If I leave after my boss I'll also check the door a couple of times just to make sure it is locked lol.
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I've got that down to about 3 times now. I locked the door. then,did I lock the door? Yes mom you locked the door. Well I better check it and make sure it's all right. lol
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"What would Freud have to say about what comes out of my mouth while I'm postictal!?"

Brilliant!
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Originally Posted by Dagmar View Post:
"What would Freud have to say about what comes out of my mouth while I'm postictal!?"

Brilliant!
I am lucky i am aphasic, i would be arrested by now.
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Old 07-24-2012, 01:17 AM
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LOL! I wrote that because I've said stuff that 1) Freud would have a f*cking field day with and 2) some seriously "incriminating" stuff


"Nope, happened during a seizure. Doesn't count."
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i know i just read something very funny here about my seizures
i wish i could remember what it was so i can tell my wife
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What a great thread!! I'll have to ask my husband if I have any good ones.

Apparently before this last one I went 'Damn it..... damn it!!" with my 6 yr old standing right there.

I am also now much more aware of why I can NEVER remember how to get anywhere. So thankful for my GPS....except I'm not driving right now....again...
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