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#141
05-23-2012, 03:54 AM
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__________________ "We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same.” - Carlos Castaneda “Fire is the test of gold; adversity, of strong men.” - Martha Graham     |
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#142
05-24-2012, 10:24 PM
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| These are awesome, I can relate to some of them. Good for laughs. ^^ I don't know if it counts but my little sister has CIDP, she's always in hospital for treatment. I had a seizure and ended up in emergency the other day. When mum and my sister (via wheelchair) came in to see how I was I declared to my sister that we were officially cannula buddies! She rolled her eyes at me. XD "Can you path...urgh... can you paste... *shakes head*... I need cup! *points to cup*" (After tonic-clonic) Doctor: *Grabs my hand* "Can you squeeze my fingers now Jessica?" Me: "Mmmmm" *does nothing* Doctor: "Can you squeeze my fingers?" Me: "Yeh" *Still does nothing* Doctor: "C'mon, I need you to squeeze my fingers" Me: *Realization* *Squeezes doctor fingers* Doctor: "There you go!" |
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#143
05-24-2012, 11:46 PM
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| gravity is a harsh mistress |
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#144
05-25-2012, 05:23 AM
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| I didn't fall and seize. the floor just needed a hug.
__________________ "The more I see the less I know for sure." - John Lennon |
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#145
05-25-2012, 07:59 AM
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| I was just testing my reflexes- they failed a little, hence the bruising...
__________________ "We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same.” - Carlos Castaneda “Fire is the test of gold; adversity, of strong men.” - Martha Graham |
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#147
05-25-2012, 11:27 PM
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| PMSL "the shakes"!!! Sooo today... Me- "So how was your day?" Roomie- "Oh, it was good, just the usual stuff. Oh, uhhh, I had a seizure." Me- *spew water evvverywhere* "WHAT?!" Roomie- "I decided to anticipate your response!" Me- "How did you know??" Roomie- "That's your "extra" pair of trousers..."
__________________ "We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same.” - Carlos Castaneda “Fire is the test of gold; adversity, of strong men.” - Martha Graham |
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#148
05-26-2012, 12:52 AM
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| love it. I have been tested and tested. I am 1000 % gold. And my epilepsy is perfected. It has tweeked my brain to huh?Was it my turn to go? Sorry.
__________________ Climb out on a limb, that is where the future is! |
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#149
05-26-2012, 09:53 PM
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| told I have psychogenic non-epileptic seizures and my "spell" and seizures are in my head but as my wife would say riiiggghhhttt. I say most of things here, and do alot of the same things here, woke up with a burn on my left hand cant explain it, have conversations with people that never happen, have watched movies but dont remember them, blackouts, cant watch 3d movies, and who are you again? key? where are they? my all time favorite that has happened before which is why I dont drive alone, and my neurologist and epileptologist didnt listen to me and is why I'm getting a 2nd opnion very very soon, where are we going how did I get here? oh ya I'm driving but my seizures are not real thats right they are not real so lets keep going thanks for hitting me to snap me out of it and try to make me come back but where am I and who are you again? which freeway am I on? Lasts thankfully 2-5secondsand not too often now that I'm on anti-epileptic drugs but before them it was bad, have a great weekend everyone! mike |
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#150
05-28-2012, 09:58 AM
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| "Did you just randomly switch topics or did I just have a petit mal?" "I've done ride-alongs before....oh, not the same kind evidently; I was unconscious......"
__________________ "We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same.” - Carlos Castaneda “Fire is the test of gold; adversity, of strong men.” - Martha Graham |
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#151
05-31-2012, 12:32 AM
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| Dad: Manny, I need you to remember this address for me *proceeds to tell it to me* Me: Wait, what? Dad: Do you remember that address I told you, bud? Me: Im a dude with epilepsy, not a GPS Dad: Aw, shit, we're really lost now Last edited by smallfry89; 05-31-2012 at 12:39 AM. |
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#152
05-31-2012, 10:49 AM
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| Me: "John is stopping by to drop off tamp, tamp, tampons for Joe" Husband: "tampons? really?" Me: "no no not tampons, pamphlets! yeah pamphlets, not tampons!!" Husband: "oh good. I wasn't sure if I wanted to know about the tampons." Me: "tampons huh. really? argh" |
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#153
05-31-2012, 11:06 AM
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| Me: "Before we start the movie do you want to make the kids some Jiffy Lube?" Wife: "Jiffy Pop?" Me: "....yeah." (Jiffy Lube = quick oil change business, Jiffy Pop = delicious popcorn) |
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#154
05-31-2012, 11:20 AM
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memories my husband playing memory coach: hubby: remember this movie? me: huh...no hubby: oh there's that actor, what's his name?? me: ur asking me?! don't remember hubby: aw, come on he was in that other movie (inserts name of movie) we saw last year at the theater. me: hmmm... not sure. hubby: ok... me: oh now I remember his name!! (insert name) hubby: there you go, you have a better memory than me!!! so sweet...  One of my favs: the dislexia that accompanies my slow/no memory - me: has anyone let the house back in the dog?!  |
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#155
05-31-2012, 01:50 PM
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| "EVERYTHING hurts. Everything. everything." "You're a saint...really." "Epilepsy f-cking sucks." "Hey, you're new to the paramedic team aren't you? Wanna hear my best epilepsy joke?"
__________________ "We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same.” - Carlos Castaneda “Fire is the test of gold; adversity, of strong men.” - Martha Graham |
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#156
05-31-2012, 02:03 PM
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#157
06-02-2012, 09:45 AM
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| "Is that a cold-sore?" "No, I bit my lip during a seizure..." "How did you hurt -------?" "I had a seizure." "Oh my gosh!!!...seriously? Are you okay?!?" "Yeah- it was two days ago." "Did they know what caused it??" "Uh...my brain freaked out? Oh, and I have epilepsy."
__________________ "We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same.” - Carlos Castaneda “Fire is the test of gold; adversity, of strong men.” - Martha Graham |
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#158
06-04-2012, 07:09 AM
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| "I didn't go- not because I was ashamed but because I didn't want it to happen again!" haha "I don't belong to a gym- I have epilepsy. Yeah, it's pretty much like running a marathon. No big deal."
__________________ "We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same.” - Carlos Castaneda “Fire is the test of gold; adversity, of strong men.” - Martha Graham |
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#159
06-05-2012, 11:51 AM
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| "You meet the weirdest people in neurology waiting rooms...."
__________________ "We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same.” - Carlos Castaneda “Fire is the test of gold; adversity, of strong men.” - Martha Graham |
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#160
06-05-2012, 03:53 PM
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| "Nnngggh." |
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