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Old 08-08-2008, 01:23 PM
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Talking Mildred has had enough (time for another joke - it's Friday)

Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over

the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill

herself and join him in death.

Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took

out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the

heart since it was so badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to

miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden to someone, she

called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart

would be.

"On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would be just below your

left breast."

Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot

wound to her knee.
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