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A man is in bed with his missus when there’s a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "Not getting out of bed at this time", he thinks, and rolls over to try to get back to sleep.
Then, a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?" asks his wife. So he drags himself out of bed, and goes downstairs. He opens the door and this bloke is stood outside.
"Mate" says the stranger, "can you give us a push?"
"What ?....go away mate, it's half past three and I was in bed" says the man and slams the door shut.
He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened. She says "Dave, you really are an idiot sometimes! Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the babysitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to just go away?"
So, cursing and grumbling like hell, he gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts:
"Hey, do you still want a push?" and he hears a voice cry out "Yeah, please mate."
So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts: "Where are you?"
And he replies............
......"I'm over here on your swing."
Then, a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?" asks his wife. So he drags himself out of bed, and goes downstairs. He opens the door and this bloke is stood outside.
"Mate" says the stranger, "can you give us a push?"
"What ?....go away mate, it's half past three and I was in bed" says the man and slams the door shut.
He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened. She says "Dave, you really are an idiot sometimes! Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the babysitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to just go away?"
So, cursing and grumbling like hell, he gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts:
"Hey, do you still want a push?" and he hears a voice cry out "Yeah, please mate."
So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts: "Where are you?"
And he replies............
......"I'm over here on your swing."