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You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.--George Burns
A woman is like a tea bag--you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.--Nancy Reagan
Health food may be good for the conscience, but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better.--Robert Redford
It is not fair to ask of others what you are not willing to do yourself.--Eleanor Roosevelt
Do one thing every day that scares you.--Eleanor Roosevelt
For every minute you remain angry, you give up 60 seconds of peace of mind.--Ralph Waldo Emerson
Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.--Mark Twain
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.--Mark Twain
Always forgive your enemies--nothing annoys them so much.--Oscar Wilde
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.--Albert Einstein
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.--Groucho Marx
A woman is like a tea bag--you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.--Nancy Reagan
Health food may be good for the conscience, but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better.--Robert Redford
It is not fair to ask of others what you are not willing to do yourself.--Eleanor Roosevelt
Do one thing every day that scares you.--Eleanor Roosevelt
For every minute you remain angry, you give up 60 seconds of peace of mind.--Ralph Waldo Emerson
Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.--Mark Twain
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.--Mark Twain
Always forgive your enemies--nothing annoys them so much.--Oscar Wilde
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.--Albert Einstein
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.--Groucho Marx