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Test for Dementia
Below are four ( 4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?


Let's find out just how clever you really are....



Ready? GO!!!



First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person.
What position are you in?








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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ?

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?











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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


You're not very good at this, are you?











Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10 What is the total?




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Did you get 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
...Maybe.



Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1.. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?




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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!



Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.

Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?









If you didnt do very well on this dont feel bad most people dont.



















He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Like you!












PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE
 
Buckeye, I'm one better than you - I also got the first one right. Can't believe we missed the math question....and we call ourselves accountants!
 
I tried to work out the maths question but I think I was way out LMAO
 
I even did the math in my head a second time after I used the calculator to come up with 5000... why does that happen?!?

That was frustrating!
 
CQ - I almost suspended you to Willy Wonka Land
for that post, but I constrained myself for I felt that
you would have too much fun there and would never
come back to CWE!


:pfft:
 
CQ - I almost suspended you to Willy Wonka Land
for that post, but I constrained myself for I felt that
you would have too much fun there and would never
come back to CWE!


:pfft:

:roflmao: Brain
 
Nope...I get to decide.
Just like I do when I need new glasses, or a visit to the dentist, or a pedicure.

Great way to look at it Robin.

One of my Dad's favorite jokes - If I would say that something was driving me crazy, he would answer that I was close enough to walk. :lol:
 
I get to decide whether or not I am slowly losing my mind.

I lost my mind when I was at the altar getting
married 27 years ago when I said "I DO", and I
haven't found it since!


:roflmao: :D :paperbag:
 
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