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Old 05-28-2008, 01:59 PM
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Why do you have it in your hand?
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Old 05-28-2008, 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by speber View Post:
They've been boiling in "Milwaukee's Best" with slices of big, fat, white onions for two days!

These dawgs will EXPLODE as soon as you look at them!

Grille for about 5 minutes....

1)gently place bratwurst on large bun
2)cover with onions, relish, brown mustard, saurkraut(simple partial?)
3)cram in your mouth as much as possible
4)clean up remining fallout with fork
5)repeat step #1 until #3 is impossible
6)wait 5 minutes
7)repeat step #5 until loop cannot be re-iterated
let your wife clean up while you sleep(...."bro's before ho's", right Tees?)
.....if that didn't start an iWar....I don't know WHAT will!hehehe


speber....YOU-DA-MAN !!

note in journal : very useful saying to put HER straight - bro's before ho's

So anyway, back to the question.....are any of you laaaaaydeeez gonna cook for me or what ??
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Old 05-28-2008, 02:11 PM
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Talking Duck .... Incoming!!!


You guys have dug the trench, make room for me. I can see a salvo of pots and pans coming our way.

Mmmmm ...
... Beer Broiled Brats with onion. (hold the sauerkraut) I will have to try those! I wonder how they would be with a dark beer, maybe Amberbock.
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Old 05-28-2008, 02:16 PM
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Good question BuckeyeFan.
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Old 05-28-2008, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by BuckeyeFan View Post:
You guys have dug the trench, make room for me. I can see a salvo of pots and pans coming our way.

Mmmmm ...
... Beer Broiled Brats with onion. (hold the sauerkraut) I will have to try those! I wonder how they would be with a dark beer, maybe Amberbock.
I'm feeling it for the BBB's with onion too....my stomach is actually rumbling....well it's either that or there's a stampede of girls on their way up the street !!! <eeek>

PS. what are pots and pans ? <scratching head> ....are these white appliances too ?
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Old 05-28-2008, 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by hawke86 View Post:
Lynn,
Why do you have it in your hand?
Oh, yeah, Hawke. Now I remember. It was to form an

ANGRY MOB!!!!!
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Old 05-28-2008, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by LynnW View Post:
Oh, yeah, Hawke. Now I remember. It was to form an

ANGRY MOB!!!!!
Now Now, put that down - you should know you don't use those utensils to hit MEN with
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Old 05-28-2008, 02:46 PM
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Sure, keep egging her on TT. She has to cross an ocean to reach you. She only has to cross a river to get to me.



See you later ... I need to go buy some running shoes.




geographic note: Kentucky and Ohio are separated by the Ohio River (which is technically in the state of Kentucky)
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True Tee Tee...if you're at all like my husband, you'll hit yourself in the head....
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Old 05-28-2008, 05:42 PM
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Hi GUYS!


Awww you guys must be so tired! With all the hard work you do!




Why not go lie down, I'll make you a nice stiff drink to help you relax!




Nighty-nite! Sleep tight! Don't let the bed-bugs bite!
Love ya!










pssst..ladies are they asleep?


I have the gasoline, who has the matches?
Now, girls!

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Talking I always KNEW Birdy had gas.....





Don't worry men!.....listen up!


The girls want us to:
  • shut up...
  • burn up...
  • writh in agony like dogs...
  • and finally disappear...
Well, I for one think that just sounds like a lot of work, don't you?...
...and we've already established who takes care of THAT part of the equation so everything's still cool.........whew!....I was worried for a tic!


pphhht!...yo, Birdy?......we need refills 'round here!

Is this a dinner party or a defensive driving class?


Shake what your mama done gave ya' before the guys go down to the Dog and Duck for pints there!......SHEEEESH?!?!?!
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Old 05-29-2008, 06:18 AM
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Originally Posted by speber View Post:



Don't worry men!.....listen up!


The girls want us to:
  • shut up...
  • burn up...
  • writh in agony like dogs...
  • and finally disappear...
Well, I for one think that just sounds like a lot of work, don't you?...
...and we've already established who takes care of THAT part of the equation so everything's still cool.........whew!....I was worried for a tic!


pphhht!...yo, Birdy?......we need refills 'round here!

Is this a dinner party or a defensive driving class?


Shake what your mama done gave ya' before the guys go down to the Dog and Duck for pints there!......SHEEEESH?!?!?!
I hope their not expecting us to MULTI-TASK !!.....now that's one thing I admit I can't do....(well, it gets me out of the cooking anyway)
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Oh Puleezzeeeee....

Leave the drama to your Mama!



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Old 05-30-2008, 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by brain View Post:
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Leave the drama to your Mama!

Now you're talking Brain.....is that as well as the cooking ?
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Cool My Mom's cooking is EXCEPTIONAL!.........


....just ask my Dad!
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Old 05-30-2008, 02:13 PM
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Teetees,
Get a real LIfe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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Old 05-30-2008, 02:24 PM
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you think their joking is going to far Hawke?

They certainly are on a roll... and they need to remember what they would do without the women in their lives.

I have decided to stay out of this one... it is interesting to watch them dig their own ditches.
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Old 05-30-2008, 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted by speber View Post:
....just ask my Dad!
Mwaaahahahaha - nice one Speber.

(I think hawke may be taking this a little toooo serious though )
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Old 05-30-2008, 02:50 PM
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Yes I think there are some that aren't sure where jokes stop and start...
It's a fine line sometimes. Plus you have to have been around someone long enough to know that they aren't mean spirited.

Hawke... it's just their way of joking.
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Old 05-30-2008, 03:02 PM
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