Halloween costume suggestions? *humor*

[petero]

hello all - it has been a while since I've been on here - my internet vibe blew a tire for a while I guess. I've missed you all - and I've noticed we have some newbies since I've been gone - hello! - anyway -

humor related Halloween costume ideas?

I had one idea to gracefully decline invitation to a costume party:
to go as the U.S. Government, and just not show up
har har

another idea- just put a large hashtag on a t-shirt (ex. Sharpie one on) - and that way you'll start up a conversation wherever you go?

 

[C0urt]

guy in a hurricane

 

[MrE]

How about taking off your costume for Halloween instead

 

[N Sperlo]

Have a kid?

 

[PFunk]

I once went as a flasher and made a ridiculously large penis out of pantyhose. Every costume since has paled in comparison. I need to see if I can dig up a picture somewhere.

 

[MrE]

I once went as a flasher and made a ridiculously large penis out of pantyhose. Every costume since has paled in comparison. I need to see if I can dig up a picture somewhere.

Yes please do show us a picture of your ridiculously large penis...and while you're at it why don't you go ahead and get down on all fours

 

[CathyAnn31]

This one really made me laugh...lolol. (I'm a redhead, lol)

 

[CathyAnn31]

..and this one.

I don't know how to attach those full sized pics.

 

[MrE]

 

[petero]

well I meant invent your own ideas and post them here - ;p