How to cure your epilepsy symptoms in 5 minutes

[Wobblez]

Do you have a metallic taste? I have just discovered that swallowing shampoo soap suds works a treat...it does come back within a few minutes though so as your mum always said "rinse and repeat!"

Auras getting you down? Go to a terrible fortune teller. They can never see them.

Feeling that rising feeling of nausea? Stand on your head.

Twitching? Get a really fat dog to sit on your arms. A recently fed, stubborn Jack Russell also works.

Jerking? Yell "hell yeah!" Every time. :woot:

Dizziness? Make love to the floor. Constantly.

Biting your tongue? Think of all the arguments you've avoided!

Drooling? Go see Brad Pitt. You'll fit right in.

Lost control of your bladder? Stuff a pillow up your top and proclaim "My waters just broke! We're having a baby honey!!":woot:

Please add yours....let's see how fast we can put the doctors out of business!

 

[Pink Panther in heels]

Hi Wobblez Pink Panther in Heels do you know anything about the aquard smells of ciggerette smoke from brain damage in releiving its odor

 

[Wobblez]

Hi Pink Panther, I get the cigarette smell too but I don't know anything about it. Maybe put a post up about it in "The Kitchen?"