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These are ridiculous, just want to let everyone giggle!
Since the doctor always says to take two aspirins, why don't we just double their size?
If Superman could stop bullets with his chest, why did he always duck if the bad guy threw the gun at him?
Where does all the white go when the snow melts?
When does a large puddle become a pond, and a pond become a lake?
Why do we say the alarm went off when, in fact, it went on?
Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn't they be more specific and say "employees of this place only!?
If shampoo comes in so many colours, why is the lather on your head always white?
Why do people say "It's always in the last place you look"? Of course it is always in the last place you look, what kind of moron would keep on looking after he'd found it?
Why is a building called a building when it is already built?
If the No. 2 pencil is so popular, why is it still No. 2?
Why do Kamakasi bombers wear helmets?
Why is the lethal injection needle sterilised?
Why is there an eject button on the remote when you have to get up to get the video?
Why are there no TV adverts for pencils?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Is it because light travels faster than sound that some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
Since the doctor always says to take two aspirins, why don't we just double their size?
If Superman could stop bullets with his chest, why did he always duck if the bad guy threw the gun at him?
Where does all the white go when the snow melts?
When does a large puddle become a pond, and a pond become a lake?
Why do we say the alarm went off when, in fact, it went on?
Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn't they be more specific and say "employees of this place only!?
If shampoo comes in so many colours, why is the lather on your head always white?
Why do people say "It's always in the last place you look"? Of course it is always in the last place you look, what kind of moron would keep on looking after he'd found it?
Why is a building called a building when it is already built?
If the No. 2 pencil is so popular, why is it still No. 2?
Why do Kamakasi bombers wear helmets?
Why is the lethal injection needle sterilised?
Why is there an eject button on the remote when you have to get up to get the video?
Why are there no TV adverts for pencils?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Is it because light travels faster than sound that some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
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