You know you've got epilepsy when... you come home from the supermarket with XXL boxer shorts instead of a pint of milk AND the oldest man in the house is 6 years old...you have scared the $hit out of everyone around you and are busy trying to tell them NOT to call an ambulance...you land on AND break a 42 inch tv in the supermarket while your daughter sniggers...you switch off EVERY socket in the kitchen and cost yourself £270-odd on a boiler engineer you dont need and wasted frozen food...you throw away EVERY pair of your daughters undies ON BIN DAY for no apparent reason, and have to replace the whole lot...your brother tells you he is going to buy you a new brain on e-bay...:roflmao: