99 bottles of pills on the wall, 99 bottles of pills

[seizures4ever]

O.k. maybe I'm just so sick and tired of being sick and tired that I'm getting loony :agree:

But as I stack my prescription bottles side-by-side to lay them out for the week, a song comes to me....

As stated in the title: 99 bottles of pills on the wall.

So I knocked 11 of the bottles "off the wall" that I take, that leaves:

"88" bottles of pills on the wall, 88 bottles of pills, take one down, pass it around, ???? bottles of pills on the wall.

Let's see how many of us it takes to knock all the meds. off the wall. :roflmao:

And then we can all throw a "med free" party :beer::banana: Let's pretend insurance is passing out free coupons to neurofeedback sessions, individual diet specialists, and seminars on how to best care for our bodies through "natural healing."

O.k...maybe I'm dreaming But this is my post and I'll dream if I want to! :woot: Speaking of dreams, insurance would also pay for yoga classes and private instruction

-Julie (trying to drag myself out of depression...gotta start by dreaming) :agree:

 

[Meetz1064]

Lolol

I LIKE YOUR DREAM! :woot::woot::roflmao::bigsmile:

 

[Crazy Monkey]

Sorry I would love to knock bottles down for you, but my pills are packed in blister strips and boxed:roflmao:

 

[seizures4ever]

:roflmao: @ CMonkey

O.k....somebody's gotta start knocking these dang pills off the wall so the party can start! :brock:

88 bottles remaining....between us and med. freedom!

(And our pretend coupon for a lifetime of free neurofeedback, specialized dieticians, healthy lifestyle training, and a personal yoga instructor).:agree:

 

[Rach_nc1984]

wow this thread is "special" hehehe wow :roflmao:

 

[stilldancing_98]

I forgot where I put MY pills. lol Healthy is the best!

 

[skillefer]

Loving your dream.

 

[paradise survivor]

Count me in on the PURGE...I love yoga! it helps me to be flexable when I seize. Pills or spills-I prefer 'spilling'. I hate when it happens and I'm glad when its over but the meds change me-:twocents:upright is best when possible :banana:

 

[brain]

:roflmao:

 

[Belinda5000]

Your dream I like it.
I'd like throw my pills away.

:woot:fft:


Belinda

 

[seizures4ever]

To quote a very good country singer:

"I'm gonna be somebody....one of these days I'm gonna break these chains"

To quote a very wise woman with seizures:

"88 bottles of pills on the wall...start knocking these dang pills off the wall so the party can start!" :brock:


And...this is very important...I've decided our insurances should also pay for:

1. Private massage therapy by a sexy member of the opposite sex
(or same sex if that is your preference)

2. If desired, one-on-one and group therapy options for to those interested.
*It is important that this therapist NOT be sexy, after all, we need to stay focused. op:

3. Transportation for all party-attendees to all functions paid for by the aforementioned insurance programs.

4. Return of all out-of-pocket money for doctors and procedures that provided no answers.


Does anyone have any further requests?
Thanks for joining-in my dream!
-Julie

 

[joan]

All E patients get remote control cars that drive themself for safety.

All E patients get swim classes with the guy who won the Olympics : )

All E folks get nutritionalists to cook each and every meal for them and cleans up afterwards too.

All E patients get seizure dogs that not only alert but keep safe their charges.

All E patients cocktails are mixed into one very small, non desolving, pill taken 2 x a day, plus it makes you happy and you sleep well.

All E patients get Lance Armsrong to keep them company while they walk daily.

(Hey dreaming still free!!)

joan*

 

[BuckeyeFan]

"88" bottles of pills on the wall, 88 bottles of pills, take 6 down, pass it around, 82 bottles of pills on the wall.




What is this sex thing? Does that still happen after 45? :roflmao:

 

[Shelley]

so?

Sorry I would love to knock bottles down for you, but my pills are packed in blister strips and boxed:roflmao:

Get a sling shot and see if you can hit your boxes just right to knock em off or just spin them around.

 

[morgan381]

Get a sling shot and see if you can hit your boxes just right to knock em off or just spin them around.

Hey, if you did that, maybe the blister packs would rain down like confetti!!! Then it really would be a party

 

[seizures4ever]

"88" bottles of pills on the wall, 88 bottles of pills, take 6 down, pass it around, 82 bottles of pills on the wall.

Hot dog! Only 82 bottles of pills remaining! And Morgan's helping CrazyLady bring confetti for the party :banana:

What is this sex thing? Does that still happen after 45? :roflmao:

Don't know...I'm not 45, well, I'm not 35 yet either. But if I live to 45 and don't enjoy or know what sex is...I'll let ya know you are not alone.

Until then, come to the party, bring some brats (they've got to be part of a well-balanced diet, right?) and try to enjoy the sexy message therapist and yoga instructor.

All the best my friends! -Julie

 

[Shelley]

wow

the yoga instructor is a sex therapist who does massages!:roflmao: I'm in!

 

[seizures4ever]

:roflmao: Shelley, I nearly peed on myself when I read your reply!

Go ahead and dream Joan! Dreaming IS free, and doesn't need to go through years of clinical trials to be approved! :agree:

Surely folks, somebody besides me and Buckeye want to dump our meds. if we could. So, toss in your bottles and subtract it from the "82 bottles of pills on the wall" that were remaining. :rock:

*please note: to those needing sex therapy, you will need to state so when you arrive at the party* FYI: Your sex therapist cannot be your massage therapist or yoga instructor unless a contract is made out beforehand.

Keep smiling and dreaming everyone!
-Julie

 

[Rach_nc1984]

82 bottles of pills on the wall 82 bottles of pills! Take 4 down pass'em around 78 bottles of pills on the wall!

 

[Crystal11]

78 bottles of pills on the wall, 78 bottles of pills, take 11 down (Including Sis's meds & my service dog's meds) and pass'em around. 67 bottles of pills on the wall!
LOL