An English Love Poem (one for the laydeez)....

[TeeTees]

(I dare all the guys on here to write this in their other halfs next B'day card)...

Of course I love ya darling
You're a bloody top Notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin' there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can Get my arms round there

No woman who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me grannies grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get

No matter wot you look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the soccer's on
And fetch another beer

 

[RobinN]

oh TT... you are somethin'

 

[Meetz1064]

Aw, geesh

TT--would YOU be gutsy enough to write that on YOUR wife's birthday card??? HMMMMM?????:roflmao:

 

[TeeTees]

TT--would YOU be gutsy enough to write that on YOUR wife's birthday card??? HMMMMM?????:roflmao:

LOL....she's just walked out after reading the card. Who wants to do the cooking ?? :roflmao:

 

[Meetz1064]

Lolol!!!

That would be you!!!! As I recall, you can cook a mean brat!!:roflmao::roflmao::bigsmile::bigmouth:fft:fft:

WOMEN RULE!!!

 

[TeeTees]

That would be you!!!! As I recall, you can cook a mean brat!!:roflmao::roflmao::bigsmile::bigmouth:fft:fft:

WOMEN RULE!!!

She'll be back - what for I don't know, as she won't be talking to me for weeks......success !! :rock::banana::roflmao:

 

[Meetz1064]

You're WEIRD....but then again.........

 

[TeeTees]

You're WEIRD....but then again.........

LOL......come on round - I've cracked the beers open, feet up, DVD on :rock:

PS. I am weird....it's a gift :roflmao:

 

[alivenwell]

Well, I'm taking Queen's 2nd opinion. I like their lyrics better on "Fat Bottomed Girls"!


Caution: Flashing:

 

[BuckeyeFan]

TT knows the secret

We all just gotta keep laughing on a regular basis to counter the bad stuff.

Keep 'em coming Tees, Meetz told me she likes serving beer and brats. Don't deny it dear. :roflmao:

 

[TeeTees]

We all just gotta keep laughing on a regular basis to counter the bad stuff.

Keep 'em coming Tees, Meetz told me she likes serving beer and brats. Don't deny it dear. :roflmao:

Sometimes it's the only way for me to make it through the day......the boss tried asking me when a certain part of my job would be finished - this was my answer :roflmao: ....(kinda left him confused looking)

 

[Duvexy]

Very funny. Great to start out the day.

 

[Meetz1064]

"Keep 'em coming Tees, Meetz told me she likes serving beer and brats. Don't deny it dear. "

Buckeye, I have NO IDEA what you're talking about....*walks away whistling*fft: