Apples and Wine...

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Rae1889

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I thought this was super cute! enjoy!

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

instead, they sometimes take apples from teh ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with the men, when in reality, they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now men...men are like fine wine. They begin as sour grapes, and its up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

:roflmao::roflmao::woot::clap::pfft:
 
I love it!

I suppose you've heard the brain transplant joke before. Here's the short version:
Q: For brain transplant surgery, why do the men's brains cost more than the women's brains?
A: Because the women's brains are used.
 
I like this one....

:clap::clap:::woot::roflmao::roflmao:

Sometimes one has to keep stomping................:pop:
 
Ohhhhhhhhhh,

hohoho hehehehe hahahahaha

Keep 'em comin'!!!! I love it!!!

:roflmao::roflmao::bigsmile::bigsmile::clap::clap:
 
OUCH!!!




When the really good guys come along, those smart top apples quit clinging to that silly tree and drop into our arms.:rock::rock:




As far as grapes go, wine just gets better with age. Cider from the apples doesn't. :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
 
Awe Buckeye!

AWE That's the attitude not often gotten from allot of you guys! New percpective...
:adore:
 
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Q: For brain transplant surgery, why do the men's brains cost more than the women's brains?
A: Because the women's brains are used.[/QUOTE]

I always thought the answer to that was that it was harder to find a man's brain :pfft:
 
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