Dear Dad letter (joke time)....

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A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see
the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an
envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad.'
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter,
with trembling hands.

'Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a
scene with Mum and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice,
but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercing's,
tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older
than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said
that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a
stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many
more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't,
really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it
with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we
want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for
AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your
many grandchildren.

Love, your son,
Joshua.



P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
school report that's on the kitchen table.

Call when it is safe for me to come home :D
 

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Hi Tee

It's good to read your jokes again
 

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Yeah
Tee is pretty funny. This was posted over a year ago, I am so surpised that nobody has comented on this before!
 

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Hey, if your like me you can barely remember something that happened a few weeks ago let alone a year ago! If I'd been on this site for that long it would be all new to me!:roflmao:
 

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Yeah
Tee is pretty funny. This was posted over a year ago, I am so surpised that nobody has comented on this before!
Whoops
I didnt even realised it had been posted so long ago. I just thought Tee was back lol

Maybe I should look at when things have been posted next time lmao
 
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