Don't you hate it when...

[valeriedl]

You've cooked something in the oven for an hour and when you take it out you see you've never turned the oven on!

You go to the grocery store and...
-Forget to use your coupons
-Left your list at home
-Even though you made a list and did bring it with you, you always forgot to get something on it

When you wash clothes there's always a sock missing?

When you look all over the place for something then find it the next day?

After you go to the bathroom there's not toilet paper on the roll. You have to go to the closet in the hall to get another roll because you don't keep any extra in the bathroom.

You've got you're good clothes on and always spill something on them right before you leave the house?

You're looking for your cat and can't find him. You look under all the couches, chairs and beds. Look in the closets, cubords, shelves, in the drawers. Look in the car and the trunk. Look in the washer and dryer. In the oven and even the fridge. You are panicking so bad because you're convinced he got outside and he's gone forever. That's when you turn around and he's sitting on the floor behind you!

 

[rich956]

INDEED!
Iam guilty of all of the them.lol
Aint life a Beach

 

[CQ:)]

When you wash clothes there's always a sock missing?

I've been doing that a lot lately, loosing my socks when I do my washing :roflmao:. Last week I did my washing & had one sock missing, I found it a couple of days later sitting in my room, I obviously forgot to put both socks in the washing basket lmao.
Then on the weekend I washed my work clothes & was missing a stocking sock, I ended up finding the missing stocking stuck in the sleeve of my blouse which was after I had thrown out its pair LMAO.

 

[huskymom]

All good ones! I would add some here, but I can't remember any right now......

 

[Cint]

Good ones. And now that I can drive again, I hate it when I do go shopping and then go out to the parking lot and forget where I parked!

 

[serendipity324]

when I go to take the laundry from the washer to the dryer and I think "wow they are really dry, spin cycle worked good" then I realize I never turned the washer on.

or like today, find a load of laundry in the dryer, that i dont even remember putting in there and it smells something fierce. turns out I never turned the dryer on at all whenever I did put them in there.

 

[valeriedl]

I've been doing that a lot lately, loosing my socks when I do my washing :roflmao:. Last week I did my washing & had one sock missing, I found it a couple of days later sitting in my room, I obviously forgot to put both socks in the washing basket lmao.
Then on the weekend I washed my work clothes & was missing a stocking sock, I ended up finding the missing stocking stuck in the sleeve of my blouse which was after I had thrown out its pair LMAO.

At least you find your's. I've gotten to the point that I've lost so many that I've just started wearing two different socks - hey as long as they're both white or black no one wil know. Plus I've got pants and shoes on so you can't see it.

Another thing, where do all the plastic lids to the containers go? I always said they run off and elope with the socks.

 

[little fruitcake]

This all sounds way too familiar.

 

[mommymela]

Oh wow...I had all these problems before epilepsy struck, it's only gotten worse! I'll spend 15 mins looking for the toothpaste and it's right there on the sink! I start looking for something and immediately forget what!

 

[valeriedl]

Your husband uses duct tape to fix everything (I know women would NEVER do this! :roflmao

If you came and saw my house you would know what I'm talking about!

 

[C0urt]

the is a old black trans-am that one of the maintenance guys repaired with the shiny duct tape. i will get a pic of it next time I see it

 

[valeriedl]

the is a old black trans-am that one of the maintenance guys repaired with the shiny duct tape. i will get a pic of it next time I see it

Wouldn't it be 'silver' instead of 'black'? onder:

 

[C0urt]

only in parts

 

[valeriedl]

Wonder if my husband could get a job with that guy? When he see's how well he works with duct tape he might get paid pretty good.

 

[RachelinAZ]

Are you watcging me ??? Sounds like me and stuff I do onder:
lol!






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You've cooked something in the oven for an hour and when you take it out you see you've never turned the oven on!

You go to the grocery store and...
:agree: -Forget to use your coupons
-Left your list at home
-Even though you made a list and did bring it with you, you always forgot to get something on it

When you wash clothes there's always a sock missing?

When you look all over the place for something then find it the next day?

After you go to the bathroom there's not toilet paper on the roll. You have to go to the closet in the hall to get another roll because you don't keep any extra in the bathroom.

You've got you're good clothes on and always spill something on them right before you leave the house?

You're looking for your cat and can't find him. You look under all the couches, chairs and beds. Look in the closets, cubords, shelves, in the drawers. Look in the car and the trunk. Look in the washer and dryer. In the oven and even the fridge. You are panicking so bad because you're convinced he got outside and he's gone forever. That's when you turn around and he's sitting on the floor behind you!

 

[valeriedl]

Our toilet seat just broke and my husband duct taped it together until we get out and get a new one.

What is it with men and duct tape?????? :soap:

 

[valeriedl]

Oh, by the way - It's my fault that the toilet seat broke because I sit on it more than he does!!!!! (I was just told this!)

It's also my fault that we go through so much toilet paper too because I use more than him! I told him I've got two ends to wipe and asked which one he didn't want me to wipe then we'd save toilet paper. Well I didn't get an answer on that one????

 

[C0urt]

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