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seagull

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On one of my sz I knocked three front teeth out so little it related to e..my son family been staying for a week so I bought some cocktails ( those who live in uk I got them from M&S.)one of cocktails was dakery I think
Well off to bed I go followed by my son fifteen mins later talk to me..he sees wine glass which he thought was the drink I took with me,so he takes big glug watched his face turn green run to loo spit it out.Mum how how he'll you drink this stuff,smiling I said I don't you just drank the steeident I keep my false plate in I forgot to empty it from night before.
oh God mum have I just drank your false teeth cleaner answer yep you have.
mUm please no eye contact couple of days ok
 
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