hi5 thread for our scottish lad neil, (crash)...
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Jock was returning home from the pub, smelling like a distillery.
He flopped on a bus seat next to a priest. His tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of whiskey was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. Then he asked the priest,
"Father, what causes arthritis?"
"Well my son, it's the result of loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much whisky and a contempt for your fellow man."
"Well I'll be damned!" Jock muttered, returning to his paper.
The priest, feeling a little guilty, said, "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to upset you. How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't, Father. But I was just reading here that the Pope does.
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Jock was traveling by train seated next to a stern-faced clergyman. As Jock pulled out a bottle of whisky from his pocket the clergyman glared and said reprovingly, "Look here, I am sixty-five and I have never tasted whisky in my life!"
"Dinna worry, Minister," smiled Jock, pouring himself a dram. "There's no risk of you starting now!"
He flopped on a bus seat next to a priest. His tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of whiskey was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. Then he asked the priest,
"Father, what causes arthritis?"
"Well my son, it's the result of loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much whisky and a contempt for your fellow man."
"Well I'll be damned!" Jock muttered, returning to his paper.
The priest, feeling a little guilty, said, "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to upset you. How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't, Father. But I was just reading here that the Pope does.
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Jock was traveling by train seated next to a stern-faced clergyman. As Jock pulled out a bottle of whisky from his pocket the clergyman glared and said reprovingly, "Look here, I am sixty-five and I have never tasted whisky in my life!"
"Dinna worry, Minister," smiled Jock, pouring himself a dram. "There's no risk of you starting now!"
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Crash
Its only rugby Keep the heid! Pure dead brilliant Green.
Sorry Nicholas but this is one to appreciate, hope you like it Neil.
The All Blacks were playing England, and after the half-time whistle blew they found themselves ahead 50-0, Jonah Lomu getting eight tries. The rest of the team decided to head for the pub instead of playing the second half, leaving Jonah to go out on his own.
"No worries," Jonah told them, "I'll join you later and tell you what happened." After the game Jonah headed for the pub where he told his teammates the final score: 95-3.
"What!!!!" said a furious Josh Kronfeld, "How did you let them get three points??!" Jonah replied apologetically, "I was sent off with 20 minutes to go."
I think it was Bill McLaren being described "He’s like a raging bull with a bad head"
Its only rugby Keep the heid! Pure dead brilliant Green.
Sorry Nicholas but this is one to appreciate, hope you like it Neil.
The All Blacks were playing England, and after the half-time whistle blew they found themselves ahead 50-0, Jonah Lomu getting eight tries. The rest of the team decided to head for the pub instead of playing the second half, leaving Jonah to go out on his own.
"No worries," Jonah told them, "I'll join you later and tell you what happened." After the game Jonah headed for the pub where he told his teammates the final score: 95-3.
"What!!!!" said a furious Josh Kronfeld, "How did you let them get three points??!" Jonah replied apologetically, "I was sent off with 20 minutes to go."
I think it was Bill McLaren being described "He’s like a raging bull with a bad head"
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Well Q,two years eh? it,t has fair flown in and remember it swings both ways,even if it,s you giving me a wrap on the knuckles,lol!!! No but honestly i certainly would not change it for the world either.
Glad to hear your part scottish Nak,explains why your such a nice,well mannered person.Except when we drink the fire water,so as you say hope you enjoy the ride.....
Glad to hear your part scottish Nak,explains why your such a nice,well mannered person.Except when we drink the fire water,so as you say hope you enjoy the ride.....
:roflmao:Yes, well only part Scottish. Also part Irish, German, French... And I look Native American, so who knows where the milkman was from...
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The first time you hear the Imperial March on the bag pipe is always interesting.
at a funereal for a friend
visiting two beer factories in Ireland
My mom is a renn faire person, and back when I used to be a kid she used to take be to faires with her, back when I was going through my anime phase
but I was two time champ of the sheep punt,
at a funereal for a friend
visiting two beer factories in Ireland
My mom is a renn faire person, and back when I used to be a kid she used to take be to faires with her, back when I was going through my anime phase
but I was two time champ of the sheep punt,
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Yes, well only part Scottish. Also part Irish, German, French... And I look Native American, so who knows where the milkman was from...
:roflmao: