Excellent, thank you qtowngirl.
Right, now we need a nagging aunt. You know the one. "Oh darling are you still single? I'm sure someone out there will still love you despite your awful condition. What about your second cousin Bob? I know he's losing his hair but he earns a good wage as an accountant. He certainly loves his 17 cats so I think he could learn to love you. You're not getting any younger my dear..."
Right, now we need a nagging aunt. You know the one. "Oh darling are you still single? I'm sure someone out there will still love you despite your awful condition. What about your second cousin Bob? I know he's losing his hair but he earns a good wage as an accountant. He certainly loves his 17 cats so I think he could learn to love you. You're not getting any younger my dear..."